In coordination with what was required of me from the media man himself wig, you will no longer get my Ric Flair cap every first word typing. May it rest in peace.
Speaking of rest in peace, Celtics legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar elected to retire at the end of the last season. We will be retiring his number and hanging it in the rafters right next to his DPOY award. He was truly a blessing to this franchise both in the past years in addition as a leader of young men last season.
We also will be hanging another DPOY banner. This time for the current big man cornerstone, going from 'reem to 'keem, Hakeem Olajuwon. He was an outstanding player last season truly blossoming into the best big in the league as we predicted. We are truly honored to have Hakeem on our team and have them play with each other for one season in order to show the passing of the torch from one generation of Celtics' great to another.
We really enjoyed last season. We felt that we were in a good place to start the season after getting Dominique. The three headed monster of Wilkins, Porter, and Hakeem we felt really was a good three man punch to start the year. We then also improved our chanced by getting Lewis Lloyd and Kyle Macy. It was a lineup we felt that could rival most. Alas injuries were our downfall.
Speaking of Kyle Macy, he is dead to us, and if you ask any questions about him we will not answer them.
We got to the playoffs as wanted and also won a series. We felt that we could have gone further, but that was not in the cards after having very little time with a complete roster to figure out who was best where.
Now we have the great Ralph Sampson back in the fold. He went away, heard the rumors of how bad Milwaukee would be if he were to go there, and decided to come back.
We also got Parish to be our next version of Kareem. We feel bad about the Warriors not fully understanding the implications of the trade and will look to injure everyone in their division every game we play against them as some sort of additional repayment.
We also signed Greg Ballard to a max slot because we struck out in UFA 1 and needed to bring in another wing. It is effectively a one year deal, so we were fine with shelling the money out.
Here was a recent photo we got of the guys at the practice facility enjoying the year to come.

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