All of a sudden a faint tune quickly becomes more and more audible in the background and out walks
...is that? Could it be?
A voice bellows from back stage:"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the stage international recording superstar...PRINCE
After the performance, Nick Melon from the Charlotte Observer stands up and says: Prince, Princey, Princey-poo, I thought your performance was really great, especially the part where you dunked for the win and then offered us pancakes.
Anyways, are the Hornets players coming out at any time soon?
Prince: Nick, the Hornets players came out longer ago than I did - hahaha.
But seriously, this is the Denver Nuggets press conference. The Nuggets brought me in to oversee things this year, because of my predictive powers in my songs about this year. As I see it, they built a pretty solid roster last year so I've only had to make some minor adjustments.
They pushed the eventual champion Golden State Warriors to 6 games without their best player, Robert Horry, who was lost to a concussion 2 minutes into game 2 after banging his head against BowToTheBill's ego. We fully believe this team would have continued to shut down the Warriors and progressed through the playoffs without that injury.
Therefore our only priorities in the offseason were to stay under the salary cap and shore up our PG position. We traded our first round pick in this week draft class for Mike 'Deep Balls' Iuzzolino, and signed Brent Price a cheap expiring deal. Our 3/4/5 rotation is one of the deepest, most athletic, and best rotations in the game today with possible combinations of D-Rob/Kukoc/Horry, D-Rob/Kukoc/Spoon, D-Rob/Spoon/Horry, Kukoc/Spoon/Horry, with O-Reb god Jerome Williams filling in where needed.
We have almost no money on the books past this season, so we're rolling with the core we have, and then after that we'll tell them, the same thing N-Sync will tell us next year...Bye, Bye, Bye
I'm now available to take your questions and breakfast orders.
