35-36 Bitter Bucks Presser
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:12 am
GM Quailmen: Well, first off, I would like to say Frye the Nuggets.
*fans cheer loudly, screaming expletives and profanities*
GM Quailmen: Now that we got that out of our system. Last season, while it was a great effort and a great push, was a complete failure. We pushed our all of our chips in to the pot and swung for the fences, racking up a tax bill that the frugal Milwaukee ownership still rides my ass about. We traded away a star in the making in Chester Dangerfield, and in return we got an all-league 3rd team shooting guard who cannot showed his true colors this offseason after literally throwing away the game winning pass in the final seconds of Game 7 down 1-point. Do I sound bitter? Oh I'm bitter. And then that little snake has the gall to go and sign with the Nuggets in Free Agency. GEE ELLE OH ELLE.
*chants of NUCK THE FUGGETS break out in the audience*
GM Quailmen: But what's past us is past us now. And this season we look to the future. We have our cornerstones Justin Rodriquez and Ja Morant locked up long term. We opened up our cap to welcome budding athletic guard Ronald Haile to the fold. Unfortunately, we had to make the tough financial and long term decision to move on from Josh Schumann. It hurts to see him go, and it hurts even more to see him go to Orlando Magic despite their GM and I being great friends... but at least he didn't go to the fcuking Nuggets. And most imporantly, we managed to bring in some new energy to the team that will help us continue our prolonged success as a franchise. This isn't a rebuild; this is a reset. Bringing in the likes of Ferguson Olney and Roderick Pastor through the Schumann trade and drafting another athletic wing in Ronald McGee... it allows us to retool our bench and prime them potentially for star-studded careers in the years to come.
GM: I repeat, this is not rebuild; it's a reset. The Bucks will be gunning again for the Division title (although some tough challenges in the way), and we plan on seeing the Playoffs once again. Hopefully against the Nuggets so we can give them some sweet revenge. This ain't no reverse curse; it's a promise
*mic drop*
*fans cheer loudly, screaming expletives and profanities*
GM Quailmen: Now that we got that out of our system. Last season, while it was a great effort and a great push, was a complete failure. We pushed our all of our chips in to the pot and swung for the fences, racking up a tax bill that the frugal Milwaukee ownership still rides my ass about. We traded away a star in the making in Chester Dangerfield, and in return we got an all-league 3rd team shooting guard who cannot showed his true colors this offseason after literally throwing away the game winning pass in the final seconds of Game 7 down 1-point. Do I sound bitter? Oh I'm bitter. And then that little snake has the gall to go and sign with the Nuggets in Free Agency. GEE ELLE OH ELLE.
*chants of NUCK THE FUGGETS break out in the audience*
GM Quailmen: But what's past us is past us now. And this season we look to the future. We have our cornerstones Justin Rodriquez and Ja Morant locked up long term. We opened up our cap to welcome budding athletic guard Ronald Haile to the fold. Unfortunately, we had to make the tough financial and long term decision to move on from Josh Schumann. It hurts to see him go, and it hurts even more to see him go to Orlando Magic despite their GM and I being great friends... but at least he didn't go to the fcuking Nuggets. And most imporantly, we managed to bring in some new energy to the team that will help us continue our prolonged success as a franchise. This isn't a rebuild; this is a reset. Bringing in the likes of Ferguson Olney and Roderick Pastor through the Schumann trade and drafting another athletic wing in Ronald McGee... it allows us to retool our bench and prime them potentially for star-studded careers in the years to come.
GM: I repeat, this is not rebuild; it's a reset. The Bucks will be gunning again for the Division title (although some tough challenges in the way), and we plan on seeing the Playoffs once again. Hopefully against the Nuggets so we can give them some sweet revenge. This ain't no reverse curse; it's a promise
*mic drop*