UFA First Round Fan Twitter (Over)Reactions

[TheSyndicate]

@BahstonRahb - Boston Celtics
Celts got our 23 year old's back in the last round. That De la Whateva kid might actually be good some day too. We're fine, right? See yous at the Gahden.

@Yay-Z - Brooklyn Nets
TJ Warren? Better be TJ Warren MD to fix Buddy's leg, nawwwmean? We'll probably need some PHDs to calculate our tax with only 6 players. Good thing they blue. #criplyfe #callthedoctor

@NickMalone - New York Knicks
Is anyone even running this damn team? Well, maybe after the last owner left we won't have those weird injury problems. LOOK OUT EAST

@GaryPK - Philadelphia 76ers
NOBODY? We got nobody?? Guess I'll get back to my free throw practice #putmeincoach #tallerthanmugsy

@RealDrakeISwear - Toronto Raptors
Yo Syndicate, this whole exercise was a lot more fun of an idea before you realized only like 8 teams got players in round one, huh?

@BeLikeMike - Chicago Bulls
WESTBROOK BACK, btchs. GONNA SEND US BACK TO THE PROMISED LAND. But seriously, when's Biyombo signing? #needdatdefense

@DrewCarey - Cleveland Cavs
Needed a PG and a Center. Got a PG and a Center, and THE PRICE WAS RIGHT. #goingtotheplayoffs

@MarshallMathersEP - Detroit Pistons
Y'all act like you never signed a white person before, jaws all on the floor, like Rambis and company just bust through the door, and started brickin shots worse than before. Hey sick rhyme, but can we not waste AD's prime years with JOSEPH FRYEING MERCADO PLEASE #realtalk #8mile #8seed #jaykaywegotAD

@C0rnman33 - Indiana Pacers
We got a PG, some scoring, JABARI EFFING PARKER, and $44m in space for next round? Let's make @LarryLegend proud #eatdatcorn

@JudyFaulkner - Milwaukee Bucks
Who cares who we got? They're getting traded by like next week anyway! WHAT 60 DAY RULE? AT EPIC IT'D BE a 10 DAY RULE. DO IT FASTER. #whatisaberryman

@LUDA - Atlanta Hawks
Got my boy Tatum in the fold with Ellinger, Blake, Bergstrom. Totally didn't pay off the commish to make it happen. #nosecrets #atowndown #watchoutmyFAridiculousintheleaguelookinsoconspicuous

@Bienvenidosamiami - Miami Heat
Si esta una cosa no quiere con su espacio en la tapa, esta jugadores talentosos. #notalentnoproblem

@PennyEasyway - Orlando Magic
20th in the league in scoring last year and we got Nerlens ****ing Noel!?! Yeah, we should be totally fine. #sarcasm #needscoring #cananyonehearme #UFAday2getready

[TheSyndicate]

Will post the rest (West) later today.

[digiskunk]

Nice job so far

[TheSyndicate]

Nice job so far

West will be 2nd round reactions, obvi

[digiskunk]

lmfao I just noticed you used me in this article. That cracked me up!!!

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FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE. 5 points!!!