Magic 101.9, the Magic of SLOEmas

[IamQuailman]

DO YOU FEAR WHAT I HEAR

Said the GM to the little coach,
"Do you see what I see?
Way up in Detroit, little fan,
Do you see what I see?
A star, a star, dunking in Detroit
With two arms as long as a mile,
With two arms as long as a mile."


Said the little coach to the towel boy,
"Do you fear what I fear?
Flying through the sky, towel boy,
Do you fear what I fear?
A block, a block high above the rim
With a fingerwag at the other team,
With a fingerwag at the other team."


Said the towel boy to the media,
"Do you know what I know?
In the Palace of Auburn Hills,
Do you know what I know?
AD, AD grabbing all the boards--
All the putbacks are easy scores,
All the putbacks are easy scores."


Said the media to the people everywhere,
"Listen to what I say!
Pray for luck, people, everywhere,
Listen to what I say!
OP, AD dominates the league
No other champion in sight,
No otttttttttherrrrrr cham-pi-on in siiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

We'll be right back after this commercial break.

[IamQuailman]

We are playing these classic hits until 1/6! MAGIC OF SLOE-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, MAGIC 101.9~!

O SLOE-Y NIGHT

O SLOE-y Night!
The stars are bluely shining
It is the night of our new savior's pick!
Long wait the draft in awe and potential pining
Till draft day and the clock had begun.
A thrill of hope the weary fans rejoicing
For yonder breaks a new and glorious team!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL DOWN THE BOARDSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh hear the GMs' prayers
Oh roooooooook-ie piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Oh rookie pick with those skills
Oh piiiiiiiiiiiick, Oh roooooooooooooook-ie pick, Oh pick so skilled.

Led by the sounds of tankings loudly rolling
With growing hopes by his talents we see
So led by sounds of a tank purposely losing
Here come the offers from non-lotto teams
The Star of the league just past prediction
In all our Ls born to be our player

He knows our need, To our wing situation!
Behold your Star! Before him take no trades!
Behold your Sing! your Sing! take no tradeeeeeeeees!

[ballsohard]

GLOL 3 points my friend!