John Wall looks like he takes 5 minutes of talking in circles to eventually answer a question with another question.
New Jersey Nets
Tracy McGrady looks like he instagrams everything he eats even if its just Teddy Grahams. #LifeofGraham
Miami Heat
Lebron James looks like the only comeback he has when someone makes fun of him is "your mom does that."
New York Knicks
Anderson Varejao looks like he repeats his name, tells you that you killed his father, and then warns you to prepare to die.
Orlando Magic
Andre Kirilenko looks like his life motto is "if he dies, he dies."
Philadelphia 76ers
Tyson Chandler looks like he is the used car dealer that always tries to sell you on the biggest SUV talking about how much room it has on the inside and then drives home in a Mini Cooper.
Washington Wizards
Zaza Pachulia looks like a prime candidate for the secret formula from the original Captain America movie.
Other Divisions coming as I get time. Should be done by the end of the week.
