WolvesGuru, Brainerd, MN writes: Stromile, when are you going to get more playing time? So far in this young season, you're putting up 5.2 points, 2.3 rebounds, .7 blocks, and 63% shooting. When you multiply that by 4.186 to make Per 36 numbers, you're averaging an astronishing 21.8ppg, 9.6rpg, 2.93bpg, and somehow 26% shooting. Doesn't that deserve more playing time?
STRO: Thanks homie. First off, don't think you know how Per36 really works. Second, I was talking to management about that just the other day, which led to this internet show we got here. They said they wouldn't make me a starter -- some stupid shit about Chris Bosh being a top 10 player or something -- but they'd give me a handful more minutes and my very own weed-centric internet show. Only they made me promise it wouldn't be weed-centric. But they also promised me a statue outside the arena, so guess we're just ditching promises left and right now! Next question.
NotJ2, Washington DC writes: Stromile, you had your best season ever in Washington. Are you ever going to come back to the Capitol? I'm totally not the GM of the team, but I bet he'd be willing to sign you for a lot! Again, I just want to repeat, I am NOT the GM of the team. I'm just a fan who really liked the way you played for us back in 2006.
STRO: Thanks...Not J2. Well, I tell you what, I've been on 7 teams in my 8 years, two teams twice. The career of a journeyman who loves marijuana more than basketball is a tough life, man. I could be cut from the team tomorrow.
CAMERAMAN: That reminds me, T'Wolves front office left you a note saying urgent team business, open before showing up to practice.
STRO: Oh...crap. That could be my termination notice now...let's see here...oh, no, they're not cutting me, hahaha. They just wanted to remind me to not mention weed or marijuana or kush or Cali strains or anything like that. Cool. Next question.
Pedro's American Cousin, Seattle writes: Have you ever gotten high and dribbled a basketball? It's weird man. The sound reminds me of a beating heart, and it makes me think about how every time it beats, we're a little closer to leaving this place, you know? We're just, like, dribbling to our death. And then the texture of the ball feels like little needles massaging my fingertips. It's a trip, man.
STRO: I...uh...yeah, man. Yeah, totally. One more for this session, then we gotta bounce.
RNJ, New Orleans writes: Do you believe in alternate realities? I swear there's another dimension where basketball is played professionally, and all the same teams and players are there, but they're skilled differently and paid differently. There's another dimension where you play for the Heat, and you are paid like a king but still pretty much suck. And the New Orleans Hornets are a dynasty because they give HGH to all their players, and the Sacramento Kings GM is actually nice and humble, and the Lakers have a stable front office.
STRO: And people say I smoke too much. Drink some water, bro. Okay, that's all the time we have for our show, we'll see you next time. Remember my friends, don't spend your days feeling low. Get high with Stro!
