Phoenix Suns - Miami Heat Tale of the Tape 2.0

[logpmess]

Let's take a look at what makes this particular Phoenix Suns team so piss poor.

With Andris Biedrins, or more affectionately known as Biens , as your key player, no way are you going to make any sort of splash in the league.





On his side, Kevin "Looking for" Love exhibits the qualities to be a real SUPERSTAR in this leage.







The other main player on this team has a defensive prowess that is enviable of the entire league.








We don't want to undersell Love's immediate impact on this team. I don't think Messi was expecting this sort of fan reaction, though.






At the point guard spot, we have Andre Miller.






The two big role players on this team are the stroker Matt Bonner and Udonis Haslem, who can't even go to any road games in Miami

These parts of a whole is going to make one joke of a team going into this year. Whoever gets to play them, consider it an automatic win.

[IamQuailman]

Omg that JJ Reddick pic

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[MESSI_2.0]

Now it's time to look at the Miami Heat players.

First, we have here the Heat GM, Logpmess, taking pictures of his starting C, Al Jefferson, to use for his calendar that he will hang in a weatherproof case inside his shower.



Next, we have Serge Ibaka, the rookie who likes to do whatever he can to get a head of the opposing team.




Moving on to Burger King James who is currently working on getting a big endorsement deal.



His starting SG, Jared Dudley, has dreams of moving to a team worth a damn. Doesn't he look good in those colors.



To finish his starting lineup, we have Baron Davis who has been a mentor to Serge Ibaka of "taking advantage" when other men give him an "open hole".



There we have it folks, the starting lineup to the team who will be waiting for you when you arrive in Miami to show you a good time.

[TrayWithAnA]

Everything about this post is gold


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[ballsohard]

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[IamQuailman]

Awarded 2pts to Both Logpmess and Gmessi