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Hello and welcome to the 1981 NPBSL Draft lottery show on HBO. This commercial free presentation is brought to you by:

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Please welcome our hosts 1980 SLOE Championship GM RPF and the GM who fails at tanking Eazy P.

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Eazy P: Thank you for joining us today as we go though the lottery process to determine who will get the #1 pick. Before we get to that let's congratulate RPF on winning his first ever and league's reset first championship led by Darryl "Chocolate Thunder" Dawkins. As the 6th seed he had to go through some seasoned veteran GMs, who's teams were also the top 3 seeds in the East and then onto the Finals. He had to go through the likes of Doug, Pauly, Charlie and the Final Boss Wignosy. Congrats to the Nets and their fans. Now as we turn the page to this new season, there are a few great prospects that in an alternate universe became NBA greats. We will take a look at a few before going to the lotto.


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Isiah Thomas: A 6'1" guard out of Indiana led the Indiana Hoosiers to the 1981 NCAA championship and named the tourney's most outstanding player. He has the potential to be a great passer and scorer on the NBA level. He can grow into being an elite perimeter defender also. He also has a leadership quality like no other. Bobby Knight would have not named him team captain if he thought he wasn't fit to lead the team.


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Let's take a look at another prospect Mark Aguirre: Aguirre a 6'6" talented Small Forward out of Depaul is a two-time first-team All-American that averaged 24.5 points per game. He also was the leading scorer for the Blue Demons, leading them to the Final Four in 1979. Aguirre can score. The only issues would be his ego but with the right team his ego could become a non issue.


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Next we are going to talk about Buck Williams: A 6'8" PF out of Maryland, Williams, the ACC 1979 Rookie of the Year Award winner led the team in rebounding twice in 1979 and 1981. He also averaged 15 ppg. Williams earned All-ACC honors in 1980 and 1981 and was also selected to the 1980 USA Olympic team. Williams was an elite rebounder in college and we think that should translate to the NBA level.


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Next up is Danny Ainge: A 6'5" combo guard out of BYU who can score and defend from the perimeter. Ainge during his NCAA career was an All-American, a two-time First Team Academic All-American, the WAC Player of the Year and a four-time All-WAC selection. He also received the Eastman Award, as well as the John R. Wooden Award. With a good TC and a little paid training he could become great in a short period of time.

We would get into more of the prospects but we will be here all day, with that said we will move on to the lotto. This season we are doing it Royal Rumble style. With more on this Let's go over to RPF.

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RPF: Hi I am here courtside where 11 teams will battle it out for that prize #1 overall pick. This should be a great entertaining match. We will see who will be the last man standing and win the top pick of the 1981 draft. Can’t no better than this. Let’s get down to the action as the Rumble is about to start. Let’s take a look at the pre lottery order.

1. Atlanta Hawks
2. Philadelphia 76ers
3. Seattle Supersonics
4. Kansas City Kings
5. Utah Jazz
6. Washington Bullets
7. New York Knicks
8. San Diego Clippers
9. Houston Rockets
10. Golden State Warriors
11. Detroit Pistons
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The lights blazed down on the Lottery Rumble arena, a basketball court transformed into a gladiatorial battleground. Commissioner BigDaddyD8720’s disembodied voice boomed through the speakers, announcing, "Welcome to the annual NBA Lottery Rumble! Tonight, fortunes will be decided, ping pong balls will collide, and one team will emerge victorious, claiming the coveted number one draft pick!"

A hush fell over the crowd, a mix of nervous GMs, hopeful fans, and cynical sportswriters. The first to enter the ring, representing the Detroit Pistons, was a snarling, piston-headed robot, its metallic fists clenched. It stomped around the court, shooting imaginary free throws with laser precision.

Next, the Golden State Warriors, a team represented by a miniature Moses Malone figurine, complete with a tiny basketball and an uncanny ability to score and rebound from anywhere. It zipped around the robot, a blur of motion.
The tension thickened as the Houston Rockets, a fiery red rocket that belched smoke and sparks, blasted onto the court. It immediately targeted the piston-headed robot, a clash of metal and fire.

Suddenly, a sleek, clipper ship sailed into the arena, its sails billowing. The San Diego Clippers, a team reborn, were represented by a miniature replica of their historic ship. It fired tiny cannonballs (ping pong balls painted black) at the other competitors.

A hush fell over the crowd as the New York Knicks, a giant, basketball-shaped mascot wearing a crown and a smug expression, strutted into the ring. It immediately began trash-talking everyone, boasting about their "destiny."
The Washington Bullets, now represented by a costumed marksman, complete with a colonial-era rifle, fired volleys of ping pong balls into the fray. Chaos reigned.

A cool jazz melody filled the arena as the Utah Jazz, a smooth saxophone player, sauntered in. It wasn't aggressive, but its melodic distractions caused the other competitors to fumble their ping pong balls.

The Kansas City Kings, a regal lion wearing a basketball jersey, roared onto the court, its mane flowing. It exuded an air of quiet confidence.

A sonic boom echoed through the arena as the Seattle SuperSonics, a supersonic jet plane, streaked onto the court. It left a trail of vaporized ping pong balls in its wake.

The Philadelphia 76ers, a Ben Franklin look-alike clutching a lightning rod (which occasionally sparked), entered, adding an element of electrifying unpredictability.

Finally, the Atlanta Hawks, a majestic hawk with razor-sharp talons (and a surprisingly accurate jump shot), swooped into the arena.

The Rumble was a whirlwind of flying ping pong balls, trash talk, and mascot mayhem.

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As the Rumble wore on, alliances formed and quickly dissolved.

The real drama, however, was yet to come. The ping pong balls were drawn, and the actual lottery results were ready to be announced.
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As the action continues the first team eliminated and number 11 in the draft order will be the Detroit Pistons

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As we continue the teams are still battling to stay alive.

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Uh oh looks like and team has been eliminated and it looks like it's the Golden State Warriors. They will be picking number 10 in the up coming draft.

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As we move along it looks like the Jazz and clippers are teaming and their victim is the Houston Rockets. The Rockets are eliminated and will have the 9th pick of the draft.

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Let's keep going. We Still have 8 teams remaining who will win.

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Looks like it won't be the San Diego Clippers as they are eliminated and will have the 8th pick of the draft.

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What's this after being eliminated Warriors came back to ringside to eliminate the Jazz. The Jazz will have the 7th pick in this year's draft.

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Eazy: What do you think about the action so far RPF?

RPF: This great but with that last elimination that meant some teams moved up. The Jazz was initially 5th prior to the lotto rumble.
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Looks like the Kings are excited to be in the top 6. Look out behind you.....

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and just like that the Kings are eliminated and will be picking 6th in the draft.

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The action continues inside the ring

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The Knicks narrowly escaped being eliminated and got themselves back into the hunt.

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What's this, It's the Ho Train.....Why is he out here.


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While being distracted by the hoes the Seattle Supersonics were eliminated and will be pick 5th in the draft.

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This is a crazy turn of events but we will continue on with the rumble.

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The next team to be eliminated from the rumble in emphatic fashion is the Philadelphia 76ers. They will be picking 4th in the draft.

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This has been a action packed unpredictable rumble. Oh looks like the hawks found a team in it's way of getting the #1 pick and that team is the Washington Bullets. The Bullets will be picking 3rd in the draft.

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The Knicks and Hawks are the only teams left to fight for the #1 overall pick

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Look at these two go at it

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This is wild..... ohhh..Ahhh!!!!

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Losing in a close battle was the Atlanta Hawks. They will have the 2nd pick of the draft.

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Your Winner and New Team with the right of the #1 overall pick The NEW YORK KNICKS!!!!!!!!

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Wow that was crazy The New York Knicks jumped from 7th to 1st. Well that does it here for us. Congrats to the NY Knicks on winning this year Lottery Rumble. Until next time I am Eazy P and he's RPF and we thank you for joining us for the coverage of the 1981 Lotto.
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Will post drafr order when I get home
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Draft Order

1. New York Knicks
2. Atlanta Hawks
3. Washington Bullets
4. Philadelphia 76ers
5. Seattle Supersonics
6. Kansas City Kings
7. Utah Jazz
8. San Diego Clippers
9. Houston Rockets
10. Golden State Warriors
11. Detroit Pistons
12. Los Angeles Lakers
13. New Jersey Nets
14. Dallas Mavericks
15. Chicago Bulls
16. Boston Celtics
17. Denver Nuggets
18. San Antonio Spurs
19. Cleveland Caverliers
20. Washington Bullets (from Portland via Lakers)
21. Phoenix Suns
22. Seattle Supersonics (from Milwaukee)
23. Indiana Pacers
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This is gonna be pretty damn exciting!!
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Eazy P wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2025 7:26 pm Draft Order
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20. Los Angeles Lakers (from Portland)
Case you missed the trade:
viewtopic.php?t=14608
The #20 pick belongs to Washington
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Mike Lowry wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2025 8:30 pm
Eazy P wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2025 7:26 pm Draft Order
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20. Los Angeles Lakers (from Portland)
Case you missed the trade:
viewtopic.php?t=14608
The #20 pick belongs to Washington
Cool Thanks. I did miss that.

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