S72 Presser: The Warriors Demand An Apology
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2024 9:37 pm
Greetings, media. We'll get right to it.
Everything related to Naji Marshall this offseason, sucked. It all started with a GM thinking he would be cute by offering a two-year contract to Naji, and Naji thought it was cute, too, apparently. So cute that, after signing he decided to take the rest of the offseason, off.
So the Warriors demand an apology. From Naji, of course, for becoming completely useless to us, and from the GM that thought he'd be cute but might delete later. Well, you didn't delete anything, except for me having any use for this bum. Sure, we insured him, and he will be okay later. Probably not in a Warriors uniform. He will have a DEEP bench role for us, because he's not good at anything anymore, and when he has a bounce back TC next offseason? His contract will be expiring. We'll be nearly guaranteed to lose him, because he'll probably want a max deal a la Kevin Cross because of course he will, and we won't pay it. So, now he's $45m wasted, now and forever, as far as our front office is concerned.
So we demand an apology from that GM. I might not even play PBSL until I get it, either. That'll show him.
Moving on.
Breanna Stewart proved what a star she is in our semi-finals effort against the Mavs last season. She averaged well over 40ppg that series. She had the best TC of our entire roster, and has truly developed into a stunning two way player. She would have a rebound title if she didn't share the floor with Nick Claxton (and vice versa). We have high expectations for her this year, and we have no doubt she'll meet them.
Now, I may have talked a bit of trash about Kevin Cross's contract demands this offseason, but he too is poised to have an incredible season. Our second best TC on the team, Cross has finally begun to realize his potential. He looked great in preseason, and we think he'll keep it up in the regular season, too. Or I will personally punch him in the butt.
Nick Claxton got a little quicker in TC (go Nick!), so we're thinking about making him even quicker. Why not? For his size we don't think it would hurt to have a little bit of speed under him too.
Anyhow, we're a really good team. We're a tough out for anyone. We think if the Mavs keep their all-wing roster together, we'll even whoop on them, too. So bring it, PBSL.
Everything related to Naji Marshall this offseason, sucked. It all started with a GM thinking he would be cute by offering a two-year contract to Naji, and Naji thought it was cute, too, apparently. So cute that, after signing he decided to take the rest of the offseason, off.
So the Warriors demand an apology. From Naji, of course, for becoming completely useless to us, and from the GM that thought he'd be cute but might delete later. Well, you didn't delete anything, except for me having any use for this bum. Sure, we insured him, and he will be okay later. Probably not in a Warriors uniform. He will have a DEEP bench role for us, because he's not good at anything anymore, and when he has a bounce back TC next offseason? His contract will be expiring. We'll be nearly guaranteed to lose him, because he'll probably want a max deal a la Kevin Cross because of course he will, and we won't pay it. So, now he's $45m wasted, now and forever, as far as our front office is concerned.
So we demand an apology from that GM. I might not even play PBSL until I get it, either. That'll show him.
Moving on.
Breanna Stewart proved what a star she is in our semi-finals effort against the Mavs last season. She averaged well over 40ppg that series. She had the best TC of our entire roster, and has truly developed into a stunning two way player. She would have a rebound title if she didn't share the floor with Nick Claxton (and vice versa). We have high expectations for her this year, and we have no doubt she'll meet them.
Now, I may have talked a bit of trash about Kevin Cross's contract demands this offseason, but he too is poised to have an incredible season. Our second best TC on the team, Cross has finally begun to realize his potential. He looked great in preseason, and we think he'll keep it up in the regular season, too. Or I will personally punch him in the butt.
Nick Claxton got a little quicker in TC (go Nick!), so we're thinking about making him even quicker. Why not? For his size we don't think it would hurt to have a little bit of speed under him too.
Anyhow, we're a really good team. We're a tough out for anyone. We think if the Mavs keep their all-wing roster together, we'll even whoop on them, too. So bring it, PBSL.
