“…Mmmm, there you go. Take it down. Real nice. Real nice, my Hubby.”
“What about us, Greeple? Can we have some?”
“You want me to give it to you, too? After I gave it to my Hubby?”
“Yes, Greeple. Please.”
And thus I spread my medicine around. Not only to my Fabi-baby, but to Markus and, new kid on the Golden State block, Alphonse. They will all be juiced to the gills, ready to birth my first chil- err, championship gold!
We had a fantastic offseason in The Bay. Fabian looks hungry and ready to Grub down on the competition in PBSL, looking like Boban and moving like Dort. Scoring like neither, though. He’ll be headed to the free throw line a lot this year, and he will build a huge brick house. Nothing and no one will stop him from doing that, but for now, in Golden State, we’re okay with that. He’s playing like a true Warrior, and he is a true Warrior, battling the biggest baddies in basketball.
The Grub Hub is really the only reason any talent looked our way this offseason. After most of the Warrior squad broke their bodies in ‘51-’52, our record took a nosedive as Hub’s stats went on the rise. For a 24 yr old, he truly impressed. Mr. Morelock saw himself playing alongside my Hubby, and requested a reasonable transfer out of Memphis, a city where the team could not sustain itself any longer at the hands of a madman gone broke. Grab the gold and run, Alphonse did! That championship mettle will mean a lot here in the coming years, and we are ready for Alphonse to spread it.
Mr. Markus had some fun in the preseason, playing great basketball, and we hope that continues all season long - injury free!
I don’t think we’re done making moves this year, so if you’re interested in cutting a deal, come holler and we’ll shoot the breeze. But I’m most likely to move Glynn for a cheap price. We loved his productivity in the preseason, but with Gillam’s TC development as well as Jed’s, we have a minutes problem at the 5. So, come give a holler! Even if it’s one of those guys you’re looking for!
Most exciting of all, we have one of the fastest teams in all of PBSL, from 1-5. You best believe we’ll be pushing that pace. And now we’ll take your questions!
