#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

"I know way too many people here right now that I didn't know last year / Who the Frye are y'all?"

Hey guys, Penny here. Live from Toronto at the Devil's Anus (kek) and Penny is very excited for the year. Penny would like to thank my friends for showing Penny this. Penny would always play NBA 2K GM mode. Penny made Brian Scalabrine the White Mamba in NBA 2K10, so Penny is already ahead of the game.

Penny is very excited to be here. Penny really wanted to play as the Magic, but was told that they had already been taken. Penny is a proud Torontonian. Penny even changed Penny's last name to Ford to really get integrated with the community.

Penny looked at this roster and thought Evan Mobley is great. Mobley will get lots of points and will be a surefire MVP candidate. Just throw up while I hold your hurt back. Mobley will also play great defense with Tony Throckmorton. The Raptors did not allow anyone to score in the paint during the preseason because Penny's Raptors are that good. They will not let anyone score, and we are going to bully all of the other teams. Penny was wrong last week when Penny said everyone is available.


But Penny is always willing to talk trades. Penny would love to upgrade the Center position.

Penny thinks the Raptors have a good core to establish a winning environment. All of our players are on short term deals. If we do not like them, they know they will be sent packing. Do I love these hos? Kinda, sorta. I got em drinkin Sangria like it's Fryeing water. We do not give out second chances in the COLD NORTH. Whoever ran this team before, was shit. That changes today. You telling me it’s only been a couple other people that you’ve been with/I’ma trust you, I’ma give you the benefit of the doubt, and I’ma love you/You can even call me daddy, give you someone to look up to. I expect us to compete in the playoffs this year, and win a title in the next ten. I pop bottles because I bottle my emotions.

Penny's packing this starting 5

Throckmorton - I’m scared that every girl I care for will find a better man and end up happier in the long run
Mobley - I got my eyes on you, you’re everything that I see. I want your hot love and emotion endlessly. I can’t get over you, you left your mark on me
Bailey - It may not mean nothin' to y'all. But understand nothing was done for me. So I don't plan on stoppin' at all
Honeycutt - I’m just such a gentleman, you should give it up for me/look at how I’m placing all my napkins and my cutlery
Ridenhour - I realize I waited too long, but please don’t move on/ You don’t need no one else

Ask Penny Anything

How are you looking to improve your squad and why do you think Frank Daily is your best option?

IamQuailman wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:05 pm How are you looking to improve your squad and why do you think Frank Daily is your best option?

Penny doesnt Frye with Daily.

Penny got his eyes on Douglas.

pennpanther1 wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:10 pm

IamQuailman wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:05 pm How are you looking to improve your squad and why do you think Frank Daily is your best option?

Penny doesnt Frye with Daily.

Penny got his eyes on Douglas.

oo la la, hmu in the DMs

If Penny requires a Fryeing upgrade at Center, what is Penny looking for in a Center for Penny to feel happy?

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Random Reporter:Is Penny looking for Ridenhour to have a big year to justify the massive contract he'll get next season?

IamQuailman wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:12 pm

pennpanther1 wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:10 pm

IamQuailman wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:05 pm How are you looking to improve your squad and why do you think Frank Daily is your best option?

Penny doesnt Frye with Daily.

Penny got his eyes on Douglas.

oo la la, hmu in the DMs

Gross.

Anyhoo, welcome to the league. Don't forget to listen to the pod from last night, Penny. You've been targeted already, but no matter what you'll have a good time here.

Your team build is kind of in between all in and time for a rebuild. Have you thought about cashing in your best players for good young players? Or players closer to Ridenhour's age? Or are you most focused on Mobley now that he's in his prime?

MexicanMamba wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:24 pm If Penny requires a Fryeing upgrade at Center, what is Penny looking for in a Center for Penny to feel happy?

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OI

greepleairport wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:38 pm

IamQuailman wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:12 pm

pennpanther1 wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:10 pm

Penny doesnt Frye with Daily.

Penny got his eyes on Douglas.

oo la la, hmu in the DMs

Gross.

Anyhoo, welcome to the league. Don't forget to listen to the pod from last night, Penny. You've been targeted already, but no matter what you'll have a good time here.

Your team build is kind of in between all in and time for a rebuild. Have you thought about cashing in your best players for good young players? Or players closer to Ridenhour's age? Or are you most focused on Mobley now that he's in his prime?

My name will forever be dragged through the mud i see. SO THINGS NEVER CHANGE. HATERS GONNA HATE

IamQuailman wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:40 pm

greepleairport wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:38 pm

IamQuailman wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:12 pm
oo la la, hmu in the DMs

Gross.

Anyhoo, welcome to the league. Don't forget to listen to the pod from last night, Penny. You've been targeted already, but no matter what you'll have a good time here.

Your team build is kind of in between all in and time for a rebuild. Have you thought about cashing in your best players for good young players? Or players closer to Ridenhour's age? Or are you most focused on Mobley now that he's in his prime?

My name will forever be dragged through the mud i see. SO THINGS NEVER CHANGE. HATERS GONNA HATE

I said no matter what he'll have a good time! You always gave me a good time Dougie

greepleairport wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:41 pm

IamQuailman wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:40 pm

greepleairport wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:38 pm

Gross.

Anyhoo, welcome to the league. Don't forget to listen to the pod from last night, Penny. You've been targeted already, but no matter what you'll have a good time here.

Your team build is kind of in between all in and time for a rebuild. Have you thought about cashing in your best players for good young players? Or players closer to Ridenhour's age? Or are you most focused on Mobley now that he's in his prime?

My name will forever be dragged through the mud i see. SO THINGS NEVER CHANGE. HATERS GONNA HATE

I said no matter what he'll have a good time! You always gave me a good time Dougie

MexicanMamba wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:24 pm If Penny requires a Fryeing upgrade at Center, what is Penny looking for in a Center for Penny to feel happy?

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Basketball is won or lost at the scoreboard.

Penny wants Douglas Haun because he is fresher than a pillow with a mint on it.

greepleairport wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:38 pm

IamQuailman wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:12 pm

pennpanther1 wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:10 pm

Penny doesnt Frye with Daily.

Penny got his eyes on Douglas.

oo la la, hmu in the DMs

Gross.

Anyhoo, welcome to the league. Don't forget to listen to the pod from last night, Penny. You've been targeted already, but no matter what you'll have a good time here.

Your team build is kind of in between all in and time for a rebuild. Have you thought about cashing in your best players for good young players? Or players closer to Ridenhour's age? Or are you most focused on Mobley now that he's in his prime?

Thanks man. Penny does not want to rebuild. The Raptors are last name Ever, first name Greatest.

Penny goes where Mobley goes. And Mobley knows where to go.

Sham Smith, Bulls.com: The Raptors went an impressive 5-1 in the preseason...what do you think from preseason will carry over as a positive into the regular season, and what won't translate?

Bill Brick-dick, FOX Sports: Last season, Saul King started two games whilst appearing in 77. During that time, he averaged 4.3 points and 3.4 rebounds per 17.7 minutes. Many critics have opined that this is not good enough for Toronto standards and it would be best if he departed to another country. How do you respond to that? Moreover, how has Saul King dealt with the criticisms?

garbageman wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 2:34 pm Sham Smith, Bulls.com: The Raptors went an impressive 5-1 in the preseason...what do you think from preseason will carry over as a positive into the regular season, and what won't translate?

yeah, I think Mobley will continue to dominate. Penny is skeptical that we can defend 3s at all. The Raptors just beat a bunch of scrub teams and got a train run on them by the Bulls. Penny does not like it when the Raptors get embarrassed. Need to do better.

digiskunk wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 2:45 pm Bill Brick-dick, FOX Sports: Last season, Saul King started two games whilst appearing in 77. During that time, he averaged 4.3 points and 3.4 rebounds per 17.7 minutes. Many critics have opined that this is not good enough for Toronto standards and it would be best if he departed to another country. How do you respond to that? Moreover, how has Saul King dealt with the criticisms?

Saul King is raw. Need to move on but teams need to offer good players. He better have his passport ready. But where is he going? Penny does not know but when Penny knows you will know.

Saul likes Toronto. But Saul knows business is business. And business needs to boom.

Hope you fix your brick-dick Bill. Penny always packing.

Xist2Inspire wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:30 pm Random Reporter:Is Penny looking for Ridenhour to have a big year to justify the massive contract he'll get next season?

No Penny Pinching Here - Raptors got the checkbook open now