Hey guys, Penny here. Live from Toronto at the Devil's Anus (kek) and Penny is very excited for the year. Penny would like to thank my friends for showing Penny this. Penny would always play NBA 2K GM mode. Penny made Brian Scalabrine the White Mamba in NBA 2K10, so Penny is already ahead of the game.
Penny is very excited to be here. Penny really wanted to play as the Magic, but was told that they had already been taken. Penny is a proud Torontonian. Penny even changed Penny's last name to Ford to really get integrated with the community.
Penny looked at this roster and thought Evan Mobley is great. Mobley will get lots of points and will be a surefire MVP candidate. Just throw up while I hold your hurt back. Mobley will also play great defense with Tony Throckmorton. The Raptors did not allow anyone to score in the paint during the preseason because Penny's Raptors are that good. They will not let anyone score, and we are going to bully all of the other teams. Penny was wrong last week when Penny said everyone is available.
STOP SENDING ME TRADE OFFERS FOR EVAN MOBLEY.
THEY WERE ALL TRASH.
PENNY DONT LIKE TRASH.
THEY WERE ALL TRASH.
PENNY DONT LIKE TRASH.
But Penny is always willing to talk trades. Penny would love to upgrade the Center position.
Penny thinks the Raptors have a good core to establish a winning environment. All of our players are on short term deals. If we do not like them, they know they will be sent packing. Do I love these hos? Kinda, sorta. I got em drinkin Sangria like it's Fryeing water. We do not give out second chances in the COLD NORTH. Whoever ran this team before, was shit. That changes today. You telling me it’s only been a couple other people that you’ve been with/I’ma trust you, I’ma give you the benefit of the doubt, and I’ma love you/You can even call me daddy, give you someone to look up to. I expect us to compete in the playoffs this year, and win a title in the next ten. I pop bottles because I bottle my emotions.
Penny's packing this starting 5
Throckmorton - I’m scared that every girl I care for will find a better man and end up happier in the long run
Mobley - I got my eyes on you, you’re everything that I see. I want your hot love and emotion endlessly. I can’t get over you, you left your mark on me
Bailey - It may not mean nothin' to y'all. But understand nothing was done for me. So I don't plan on stoppin' at all
Honeycutt - I’m just such a gentleman, you should give it up for me/look at how I’m placing all my napkins and my cutlery
Ridenhour - I realize I waited too long, but please don’t move on/ You don’t need no one else
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