S61 Cavs Preseason Presser

[jlmarines]

S61 Cavs Preseason Presser

Welcome to the Cavs Preseason Presser. We are pleased to welcome our hot and savior GM jlmarines.

GM jlmarines: We finished last year with only 26 wins. We had players that were overrated, cancer, and bunch of quitters. We cut ties with C Mixon and SG Bailey. Mixon has a fatigue problem. Mixon can't even play for 30 minutes. Baily, we tried to move him to SG and SF. He sucked at both positions. Can't believe he's a blue player. Our only true bright spot was SG Gordon and SF Fletcher. We are pleased to resign SF Fletcher. SF Fletcher is fast and can score. SG Gordon had a great training camp. We expect SG Gordon to have a monster year.

GM jlmarines: Our priority was to find big men that can come in and score points. We signed PF Gary Giles. Not only can Giles score, he can play defense, with a PSD of 100. We also signed another great defender, C Larry Canfield. Canfield BLK rating is 94. We expect Canfield to be a nightmare to our opponents.

GM jlmarines: We are extremely excited to get workhorse PG Teddy Dizon back. Dizon is a very underrated player. Dizon PAS rating is 83. The league will soon put some respect in our stud Dizon.

GM jlmarines: Our depth is so loaded with solid green players, each of our bench players brings a specific attribute skill set on the defensive and offensive side. We signed solid studs C Reginald Fulford , PF Caleb Mills, and SG Bryce James. We are confidence with our new addition players we will return to the playoffs.

GM jlmarines: Here's our starting lineup for the current moment:

C Larry Canfield
PF Gary Giles
SF Cam Ron Fletcher
SG Raphael Gordon
PG Teddy Dizon

[garbageman]

Sham Smith, Bulls.com: With your prediction that the Cavs will be a playoff team this season, what are the 6 other teams you think will be joining you from the Omega conference?

[AngryBanana]

Chet Youbetcha, Dimmadome News: Word on the street is that Ojo came back just to be a malcontent. That K100 wanted to plant a player on this team to be a cancer to the culture your trying to create. Do you think having a pg who can’t shoot to save his life will hamper this team at all?


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[greepleairport]

Not that preseason predicts the season, but you did have some great success in the preseason. You have a pretty clear starting 5, but who is your go to 6th man? And why is it Michael Ojo?

[K-100]

Based on last night's podcast, the Cavs are a fringe team teetering between the playoffs and the draft lottery. Do you agree?

[jlmarines]

Sham Smith, Bulls.com: With your prediction that the Cavs will be a playoff team this season, what are the 6 other teams you think will be joining you from the Omega conference?

I can't believe I'm writing this, the Grizzlies. Hope they go broke soon and lose in the 1st round. Bulls, Nuggets, Wizards, Magic, and Heat. Thanks for the question.

[jlmarines]

Chet Youbetcha, Dimmadome News: Word on the street is that Ojo came back just to be a malcontent. That K100 wanted to plant a player on this team to be a cancer to the culture your trying to create. Do you think having a pg who can’t shoot to save his life will hamper this team at all?


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Can't trust anything in Memphis. Word in the street players are juicing up and stealing equipment from high school gyms. I guess that's what happens when you can't afford your tax bill. Word in the street, K100 is collaborating with Superdog to take down Cavs. It's obvious K100 can't beat me without some help. Don't underestimate Superdog. Superdog is watching all moves I make. Good news the Cavs are ready to take on both. Anyways, PG can't shoot, but my SG can. We expect great things from SG Gordon, he had a great training camp. We expect SG Gordon to average 20 pts per game. Thanks for the outstanding question.

[pennpanther1]

The Raptors signed a former Cavalier, Jere Bailey to a 2-year contract this offseason. Why do you think Bailey was such a bad fit on your team? How would you recommend using him in my new lineup?

[jlmarines]

Not that preseason predicts the season, but you did have some great success in the preseason. You have a pretty clear starting 5, but who is your go to 6th man? And why is it Michael Ojo?

Awesome question. 7'1" nuclear warhead monster PF Jamar Mahan. PSD is 70 and PRD 80. Mahan is a freaking wall. Mahan is going to come in...disrupt, dismantle, and destroy my opponents offense. On the 2038 Draft Pick, GM jlmarines first ever draft pick is Michael Ojo. Saint Ojo will always be a Cavs. If possible, I want Ojo to be 50 yrs old and still on active roster.

[jlmarines]

Based on last night's podcast, the Cavs are a fringe team teetering between the playoffs and the draft lottery. Do you agree?

Hell no. Cavs are the real deal. We expect to be in the playoffs. We expect to compete at a high level.

[jlmarines]

The Raptors signed a former Cavalier, Jere Bailey to a 2-year contract this offseason. Why do you think Bailey was such a bad fit on your team? How would you recommend using him in my new lineup?

He's slow, can't shoot, and sucks at rebounds. I tried everything, SG, SF, PF. Have no idea why he's a blue player. Don't expect any miracles. He's okay at SF. He will get you 15pts at SF, but that's about it. Good luck. Thanks for the question.

[IamQuailman]

Hi, Detroit Pistons GM here. Do you know how to reply to PMs?

[jlmarines]

Hi, Detroit Pistons GM here. Do you know how to reply to PMs?

It's true! I thought it was spam or someone pretending to be you. K100 and AB are good at those types of things. Can't trust them. Rumors in the street you quit cause SIM got "hard". But, I didn't believe those rumors. I knew you retired after much success as a GM. Welcome back!

You send a PM too late. Already signed a PF. I'll give you 2 pts for PG Rager.

#Hesback
#yes
#suckitk100

[MexicanMamba]

Is Baba Miller a legit part of the Cavs future? Or will he be kicked to the curb as soon as you see a player that can help you win games right now that you like?

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[jlmarines]

Is Baba Miller a legit part of the Cavs future? Or will he be kicked to the curb as soon as you see a player that can help you win games right now that you like?

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Great Question. All depends on SF Cam Ron Fletcher, if Fletcher continues to score alot of points, then I'll keep Baba Miller and develop him and train him. Eventually, in 2-3 seasons, he will replace SF Fletcher. If Fletcher has a horrible year, than I might offer SF Miller for a proven veteran player.

[SuperDog]

Why do you like my sloppy seconds? You know, Gary Giles and Reginald.

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