Rockets Preseason Press Conference
Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 3:07 pm
Hello everyone.
I don't have a whole lot to say. But we've had an interesting offseason. We drafted Corey Kispert in the first round. He projects to be a very good scorer long-term. Hopefully he pans out that way unlike Deni Avdija who panned out to be a no talent ass-clown.
We didn't look to be big spenders in FA. Our original plan was to take on contracts to get assets. However, nothing happened so we basically went all out in using our cap space and landed three stars on Miguel "Miggy" Thomas, Obi "Won Kenobi" Toppen, and Chris Ridley. We're confident in getting big production from all three and feel we can provide a better environment compared to where they came from, especially that shithole San Antonio where their biggest asset is an HEB around every corner.
We signed a bunch of one year guys after that. Look for Lawrence Runyon to place his nuts on many defenders this season with his monster dunks. Dude can flat out fly!!!!!!!!
Preseason went pretty good. 4-2 with a nice differential.
Starters
C - Thomas
PF - Runyon
SF - Kelly
SG - Ridley
PG - Toppen
It's gonna be a fun season. Buckle up everyone, lock your doors, hide your children. Rockets are coming. Be ready.
I don't have a whole lot to say. But we've had an interesting offseason. We drafted Corey Kispert in the first round. He projects to be a very good scorer long-term. Hopefully he pans out that way unlike Deni Avdija who panned out to be a no talent ass-clown.
We didn't look to be big spenders in FA. Our original plan was to take on contracts to get assets. However, nothing happened so we basically went all out in using our cap space and landed three stars on Miguel "Miggy" Thomas, Obi "Won Kenobi" Toppen, and Chris Ridley. We're confident in getting big production from all three and feel we can provide a better environment compared to where they came from, especially that shithole San Antonio where their biggest asset is an HEB around every corner.
We signed a bunch of one year guys after that. Look for Lawrence Runyon to place his nuts on many defenders this season with his monster dunks. Dude can flat out fly!!!!!!!!
Preseason went pretty good. 4-2 with a nice differential.
Starters
C - Thomas
PF - Runyon
SF - Kelly
SG - Ridley
PG - Toppen
It's gonna be a fun season. Buckle up everyone, lock your doors, hide your children. Rockets are coming. Be ready.