Naked couple arrested in bizarre incident
WESTLAKE, Ohio — A Bay Village woman and a Cleveland man were arrested in Westlake early Saturday morning after an unclothed, alcohol-fueled night behind the wheel.
Police received a report of a naked male and female outside of a car in the parking lot of a business on Bassett Road, before 12:30 a.m. Saturday. When officers arrived, the pair were inside the car, driving on a treelawn along Crocker Road.
A patrol officer stopped the car. The driver, Alexandria Mauer, 24, was still completely nude, eating a slice of pizza, and the passenger, Kenneth Gillespie, 33, also still undressed, was holding an open beer can between his feet.
Both were arrested and ordered to get dressed.
But the night didn't stop there.
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