Bucks PRESS DAT ASSER

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Hey Guys, Quail's World Here. Welcome to the big show.

I'm drunk af right now leading a presser so bare with me while i go through the motions of getting my 5 pents so we can train some BITCHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

So we definitely didn't plan on competing last year. 100% was NOT the plan. But then we saw how dominant Patrick Williams could be and how Hintz came in and was an instant contributor (dare I say upgrade) over Sex Harrison. We red-shirted Blakeney again because the dude didn't take the leap we hoped and wanted to save him for this season so he could be a ROY contender (#gimmepernts). But again, shit changes man. We got that taste of winning. And fortunately, we also reset our tax situation, allowing us the ability to go whichever way my fleeting heart desired come offseason.

Needless to say, we said "FCUK IT, LETS GO ALL IN" to start the off-season. We made a play for a few big names, but despite making some SUPER compelling offers that got DOGgone questionably rejected, we set our sights on BAE... Zaire Wade. We gave up Blakeney cuz bruh we don't have all day to wait around for his ass. So now we are gonna ride out this ship with Hintz, Wade, & Williams and see where we land.

TC went pretty good for us, no one really died potential wise except Frechette (who). So we good fam. LET'S FARKIN GOOOOOOOOOO
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Will the Hintz experiment at PG continue or can we expect to see a new DC with Wade at PG?
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false9 wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:42 pm Will the Hintz experiment at PG continue or can we expect to see a new DC with Wade at PG?
I think we are gonna get fukn stupid and start Jerry Tucker at PG
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Why did you hate Dong Bone? And do you still hate Dong Bone?

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MexicanMamba wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:51 pm Why did you hate Dong Bone? And do you still hate Dong Bone?

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I love your Dong, it just wasn't the right time to go after your Dong. I'm sure omeone will appreciate your Dong and want him to be apart of their organization.
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How do you feel about your current situation on the Simmons division? Do you think you have the pieces to win the division title?
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How would your plans have changed if you got Caruso last year (too soon)?


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Chet Youbetcha, Dimmadome News: who will play point Wade or Hintz?


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Sergio Fellatio, ABC: "Walls of Jericho" Sims really stepped it up last season in a big way. Do you think he'll be seeing more playing time and less time looking at feet pics??
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Eazy P wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:09 pm How do you feel about your current situation on the Simmons division? Do you think you have the pieces to win the division title?
As long as we don't have to play the Magic anymore, I think we're gonna be fine ;)
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greepleairport wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:16 pm How would your plans have changed if you got Caruso last year (too soon)?


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Caruso who?
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AngryBanana wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:18 pm Chet Youbetcha, Dimmadome News: who will play point Wade or Hintz?


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digiskunk wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:33 pm Sergio Fellatio, ABC: "Walls of Jericho" Sims really stepped it up last season in a big way. Do you think he'll be seeing more playing time and less time looking at feet pics??
He will, in fact he's our starter!
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