SLOE Season 32 Finals Contract Signing

[IamQuailman]

Commissioner: The match-up is set for the SLOE Finals. The Kevin Love-led Phoenix Suns facing off against the Paul George-led Milwaukee Bucks. Both teams fought through grueling 7-game series in the conference finals just to get to this stage. And tonight, on this very stage, those teams will look each other eye to eye and make this matchup official. Right here. On Friday Night SLOE! We are all--

Milwaukee Bucks entrance music interrupts the commissioner's introduction.

Paul George: Thanks for the intro, commish. We can take it from here. For all the haters and doubters, the Bucks rose to the top of the East. Through the ADs, through the VDs, and through another AD who wasn't as good as the first but the result was all the same. And here we are. Standing right here looking down at that ring, at that contract.

Ricky Rubio: *indecipherable, rapid Spanish*

Ronald Small takes the mic.

Ronald Small: What my friend here was trying to say was that we didn't care who it was that we would face in the finals, Suns or Jazz.

The Bucks walk slowly down the ramp towards the ring, shoulder to shoulder, side by side.

Devin Booker: Our opponent didn't matter, because the outcome would always end up being the same.

They all enter the ring as a unit and look at the contract.

Boris Hailey: Just like the rest, we are just gonna block them from their goal... because it's OUR time.

Music interrupts the Bucks promo.

[MESSI_2.0]

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2 time champ Kevin Love shows up on the entrance ramp by himself

Kevin Love: As you can see, I didn't bring any back up with me today. I came here to deliver a message to your team. You better be ready to face a team that is unlike any team you have faced before. We aren't little leprechauns looking for a pot o gold, we aren't birds trying to claw at you, that's no bull.

Let me Jazz things up a little bit for you. You are facing the real Kings of West. I'm not ready to pass the torch like others think because these Suns still have the fire inside to make me a 3 time champ before I take my vacation to the great Lakes.

Love enters the ring with the bucks.

Charlie is going to show you what a real PG looks like. You don't have what it takes to out rebound T-Rob, Harrison is going to shut the Barnes door on your buck ass. Dipo will drain the 3 ball, and I can do it all.

Love signs the contract and looks at Paul George

Boy, they don't call you PG for Paul George. They call you PG because your game is as lame as a children's movie.

Kevin Love leaves the ring, walks up the entrance ramp, and takes off to Talking Stick Resort Arena for game 1

[IamQuailman]

A Few Days Later, in the Bradley Center... the Bucks entrance theme hits and the crowd pops like hell

Paul George: All that trash talk a few days ago, Kev. You couldn't even defend your home court. Now you come to Milwaukee, where the beers flow, the fans will show, and most importantly the Suns will blow.

Ricky Rubio: *more indecipherable, rapid Spanish*

Ronald Small: That's right, Ricky. Charlie Mathews was supposed to show us what a real point guard is. Well, Charlie, we still waitin' on ya, homeboy. My boy Ricky showin out so far. We thought competition brought out the best in people, but if this is your best, I hear there's a sim China league out there willing to build you a statue for your 8-5-9 statline.

Paul George:Oh yeah, forgot to say earlier... keep shooting Harrison. After then next few games in this place, we'll take some of the bricks you are bout to throw up and put your name on em. Make a nice memorial to your contribution to our next title.

*Pulley grabs the mic from Paul George, looking pretty heated.

Timothy Pulley: Kevin, T-Rob. I'm sick of this talkin. Get your ass down here so we can just beat your ass and put your out your misery.

[MESSI_2.0]

Kevin Love walks out with no music. The crowd boos like crazy and starts throwing things at him.

Kevin Love:OK. We went out and had way too much fun after our Game 1 victory and allowed you to take game 2. That's right. We give you the opportunity to make you feel like you have a chance, get your hopes up, then we will crush you.

Charlie Matthews slowly creeps from behind the curtain.

Charlie Matthews: I see you over there, Ronald Small, talking all kind of trash about me not being a real PG. My points are not where they need to be now, but let me assure you, I will be more focused now then ever with you calling me out.

Kevin Love: And Paul, you think you have room to talk about anyone throwing up bricks, your team has proven that it is better without you. Check out your +,- dude. Your team must really question why you are even out there to begin with. If they want to have a chance against us, they should sit you down on a little kindergarten mat, Mr. PG.

Now don't kid yourselves, these idiots fans you have here in Milwaukee (cheap heat boos get really loud) are more interested in which IPA they will drink next rather than if there team will win this thing because they know in a 7 game series, your team will have to be just like Bambi and hide behind your momma because these shooters on our team are about to kill you.

The rest of the Suns team emerges as they walk slowly down the ramp to engage in fisticuffs with the Bucks.

[MESSI_2.0]

Kevin Love enters a half empty quiet arena and sits down in the corner of the ring

Kevin Love: Damn these Bucks are a real pain. They did what they needed to do. They won both games at home. Now I need your help. I need y'all to be louder than ever to give us a true home court advantage.

I have to give it you young Bucks. Y'all have us on the verge of deletion. I'm about to become the eater of rebounds and make sure that we get back here at home for a game 7.

The crowd sits quietly awaiting the Bucks and frustrated with their home team's effort in the last two games.

[IamQuailman]

The Bucks music comes on but no one comes out on the ramp. Instead, Paul George, along with Ricky Rubio, Ronald Small, & Timothy Pulley, appear on the Titantron.

Paul George: Kev, man, what the hell you doin? I knew we had you shook, but man, this is pathetic. I'd come down to the ring and tell you to your face to not even show up... but you might not anyway... since Game 5 is in Milwaukee bruh.

Ricky Rubio: *indecipherable lightspeed Spanish*

Ronald Small: Y'all better get ya ass on Expedia or something and start looking for a flight fast. Once they ring that bell, you got a ten-count. Then again, Charlie Mathews may not understand that concept since he's never had to count to 10 before when it came to tallying up his points after each game.

Timothy Pulley: So whether you show up or not, we'll be waiting. But I hope you show so I can put your bitch asses in place. The Sun is about to set in the West, whether you like it or not.

Titantron blacks out and flashes the FEAR THE DEER logo

[MESSI_2.0]

Kevin Love wakes up in his hotel room shaking and sweating

Kevin Love: Damn, that was a bad dream. Why the hell would I be in a ring alone sitting in the corner talking to a half empty arena.

Does Love feel like he is the only person playing worth a damn in this series. Is that the reason for his dream?

The suns bus arrives at the arena in Milwaukee and all of the players are getting off the bus. They look frantic as they enter the ramp

Kevin Love: It's our time now young Bucks. You have us reeling, but we will never stop fighting. You know as well as I that if you can't seal the deal in game 5 on your home court that you have no chance to defeat us. You better pull out all the stops and make sure to step on our throats. If this thing gets back to our fair weathered fans in Phoenix, you will be destroyed.

DId Kevin Love really say fair weathered fans? Is this the beginning of the end of the Love era in Phoenix? Did that slip up happen because of that terrible dream? We'll find out more after this sim.

[digiskunk]

Wow this is amazeballs

[IamQuailman]

Ring Announcer: The Winner AND THE NEW SIM LEAGUE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, THE MIL-WAU-KEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSSSSSS!

Booes drown out any cheering as the Bucks happily celebrate their Game 6 victory. Paul George gingerly climbs into the ring in street clothes, having dislocated his knee in Game 5. He brings with him a mic.

Paul George: It kills me I couldn't play in this game tonight here in front this crowd.

More booes rain upon the ring from the floor to the rafters. Paul George makes his way over to the corner where the dejected Kevin Love sits in disbelief. He extends his hand to him, and Love looks at George and his hand back and forth. He takes his hand, pulls himself up and gives PG a hug.

Paul George: The Suns gave us a scare. They took me out, then they took back homecourt advantage. Being unable to play, there was the initial feeling of hopelessness. But you just need to count on the guys around you to get the job done. We have a lot of talent and a lot of leaders in this lockerroom, and they banded together to overcome my absence... on the road of all places... right here in Phoenix in front of all these passionate fans.

A new wave of booes roared again. George continued.

Paul George: All these guys. Book, Smalls, Timmy, Russ, Boris, and especially Kyle. So proud of all my guys.

Paul George and Ricky Rubio stand up in the middle of the ring. Paul George raises Ricky's arm.

Paul George: This guy right here. This guy is our team's real Playoff MVP. A true leader on and off the court. He did anything and everything to get the rest of our guys involved. And he finally got that unfinished business with the Bucks finished!

Paul George: And just want to thank all the fans out there that stuck through the tough times this season. I know I've only been here for one season, but it was a helluva run. Thank you Milwaukee! The CHAMPS are HERE!

[garbageman]

Congrats, Doug! Fun article, too, you guys.

[IamQuailman]

Congrats, Doug! Fun article, too, you guys.

Thanks Josh #CentralDominanceAgency

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[Wombataholic]

Congrats Doug!

[IamQuailman]

Congrats Doug!

Thanks Mike!

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[ballsohard]

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