
We're entering yet another season, Stephen A — and you know what that means! — that means we have to start a fresh thread. Oooh, I'm so excited! As you know, the Phoenix Suns won the finals, which is why I'm wearing these hot new sunglasses to commemorate the occasion. Thank you for the custom-fitted shades, Ray-Ban's. Don't they look fantastic? I think so.
But let's tackle some more important matters. It's draft day, Stephen A, and I have a lot that I'd like to discuss. The first 5 selections have already been made, and they've certainly been interesting ones: The Miami Heat have broken things wide open by selecting World B. Free (who I can guarantee will be a star within the next decade), the Bucks selected Devin Booker (who's already charming all the ladies with his charisma and knowledge of Chinese checkers), the Raptors selected Ramsay Bolton (whose basketball IQ is second only to my own), and the Warriors selected Collin Sexton (I'll get to him later).
Out of all these draft-day selections, I'm intrigued the most by World B. Free, simply because he has the exact kind of skillset you'd like to see in a 1st overall pick. He can score the ball at will, he can play the role distributor and pass the ball to his teammates, and his defense is immaculate. Need I say more? Now, if I had to pick a player who has the most "bust potential", it would have to be Collin Sexton. Stephen A, there's absolutely nothing about this player that impresses me in the slightest bit. Sure, he may develop a good jumpshot down the road, but other than that he doesn't have that high of a ceiling. I think they would have made off with the steal if they picked Cheick Diallo, but instead they chose to SCREW THEMSELVES like the Warriors usually do.