Enrique comes out. He looks disheveled. If the late night tweets are any indication he probably hasn't been sleeping much. It's no wonder, at a certain point, you have to think his job is in danger. Anywell, he walks up to the podium and the presser begins.
Enrique: Good evening everyone, looking gorgeous as usual... Hoooo-kayy... Where to begin, where to begin? Ah! Let's start with TC last season. We came in all excited and BOOM hit. Kawhi, Rondo, everyone. Last season did not go the way we planned. Then a Jimmy injury and we end 4 games out of 8th and 12th worst in the league. So time to unveil the big plan for this season. The big thing that's gonna save all our jobs and get the Grizz back into the playoffs.
He walks to the giant board behind him. It's been there the whole time. At least you think it has been. It's covered. He grasps a corner and pulls it down to reveal his master plan which is:
Enrique: That's right, do nothing. You see, we...no I think we have the talent. Clearly we just need to do better to shore it up. We got Paul Milsap in a trade last season. We decided to shore up a couple of spots with some solid veteran guys like Chase Budinger, Randolph Morris, and James Johnson. I'm actually excited to see what they can bring. We hope to see Aubrey and Tarik take another step into bigger roles as they continue to grow. At a certain point though, you just have to take a look at what you have and think maybe it's time for a change. Well, we decided that our changes would be more internal.
Enrique: Now if there are any questions, please ask now.
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