Timberwolves Vacation Trading Block

[JNR]

OK guys here's the deal. I'm on an island with decent to middling wifi, I'm about five rum drinks in, and I am bored and itching to trade.

Keep in mind that my drunkenness does not necessarily mean you'll be able to get one over on me. I'm very shrewd and I am not just looking to trade for the hell of it.

My most gettable pieces (of value) in order:

Derrick Favors
Patrick Patterson
toney Douglas
brook Lopez
Andrew Wiggins
Steph Curry
Otto porter

The lower down the list we go, the better the offer must be. I think we can have some fun today.

You can reach me by PM, Skype, hangout, text, or by flying down here and finding me. I may not answer right away because the pool is really nice right now. See you soon

[JNR]

Quick update: there was a grocery run and four new bottles of rum were purchased.

[JNR]

Update to the update: the guava rum is delicious

[garbageman]

Is there a rule where a trade can be overridden if one of the GMs is demonstrably too drunk to consent?

[JNR]

BASKETBALL REASONS

[LoCo89]

Is there a rule where a trade can be overridden if one of the GMs is demonstrably too drunk to consent?

Not if there wasn't one after the Drunken Daugherty-Ewing Trade Debacle of 96