OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE: Draft Overreaction Thread

[IamQuailman]

Trade: The Atlanta Hawks trade pick #15 for 5 points and Josh Howard.
Outlook: HAWKS ARE STILL IN PTSD MODE FROM THEIR PAST LUX TAX BILLS, TAKING POINTS WHEREVER THEY CAN. WIZARDS, I MEAN YOU CAN'T GET MUCH WORSE THAN JOSH HOWARD.

[IamQuailman]

Pick 15: The Washington Wizards select Sergio Rodriguez.
Outlook: NEVERMIND.

[IamQuailman]

Pick 16: The Phoenix Suns select JJ Redick.
Outlook: FINALLY, SOMEONE ON THE SUNS WHO CAN ACTUALLY SCORE A FRYEING BUCKET. FANS REJOICE. BANNERS ARE SOON TO BE HUNG. LIKE MY COCK.

[IamQuailman]

Trade: The Milwaukee Bucks trade 5 points and #21 for #17.
Outlook: OH LOOK, THE BUCKS MOVED UP IN THE DRAFT. GASP.

[IamQuailman]

Pick 17: The Milwaukee Bucks select Adam Morrison.
Outlook: Savvy pick. Well done.

[IamQuailman]

Pick 18: The Toronto Raptors select JJ Barea.
Outlook: THE WHITEST THING IN TORONTO SINCE THE WINTER SNOWSTORM. MY QUESTION: IS HE TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE THE RIDES?

[IamQuailman]

Pick 19: The New York Knicks select Leon Powe.
Outlook: THIS DUDE GUNNA BE GOOD. LIKE WHEN HE BRICKS HIS OWN SHOT, HE'S GOOD ENOUGH TO GET HIS OWN DAMN REBOUND. #TALENT

[IamQuailman]

Pick 20: The Atlanta Hawks select Renaldo Balkman.
Outlook: GAMECHANGER. I THINK THIS PERFECTLY FITS INTO WHAT THE HAWKS ARE LOOKING TO DO IN THE FUTURE. AMAZING PICK WITH GREAT VALUE. LONG TERM INVESTMENT FOR SURE.

[IamQuailman]

Trade: The Atlanta Hawks trade the draft rights of Renaldo Balkman to the Miami Heat for cash.
Outlook: PTaxSD STRIKES AGAIN

[IamQuailman]

Trade: The Miami Heat trade for picks #21 and #22, selecting Josh Boone and Shelden Williams (respectively).
Outlook: WARM BODIES. PRAYING TO THE LORD ABOVE FOR JUST SOME KIND OF GOOD TC.

[IamQuailman]

Trade: The New Orleans Hornets trade for picks #23 and #29.
Outlook: IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT SHOCKING AT ALL THAT NICK MALONE MADE A TRADE PAYING FOR SCRUBS AT THE END OF THE DRAFT. IF THIS WAS 1990 I WOULD BE SHOCKED. BUT NOT TODAY. WILL HE EVER LEARN

[IamQuailman]

Pick 23: The New Orleans Hornets select Craig Smith.
Outlook: AS PART OF THE RELOCATION TO NEW ORLEANS, THE HORNETS DECIDED TO GIVE A NOBODY A CHANCE TO PLAY IN THE NBA BECAUSE GEORGE SHINN WOULD RATHER PAY A SCRUB THAN ACTUAL TALENT.

[IamQuailman]

Pick 24: The Toronto Raptors select Ryan Hollins.
Outlook: TORONTO IS RAGING AFTER MY BAREA SHORT JOKE. SO HERE IM GOING TO COMMENT ON HOW TALL RYAN HOLLINS IS. THIS DUDE IS LIKE 2 JJ BAREAs TALL.

[IamQuailman]

Pick 25: The Orlando Magic select Alexander Johnson.
Outlook: COLTSGUY HAS BEEN CAUGHT READING UP ON THE FINANCIAL IMPACT OF A PLAYER'S "ACCIDENTAL" DEATH ON SALARY CAP AND TAX. WE ARE ONTO YOU, CG. ALEXANDER, HOPE YOU GOT YOUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT READY.

[IamQuailman]

Pick 26: The Boston Celtics select Lynn Greer.
Outlook: WE REALLY KNOW WHY CONROY MADE THIS PICK. BECAUSE HE'S A KENTUCKY TARD AND THOUGHT THE LAST LETTER OF LYNN'S NAME WAS AN "N" AND NOT AN "R" (BASED ON HIS CRAYOLA KINDERGARTEN HANDWRITING). AND WE KNOW THIS BOSTON GUY LOVES HIS GREEN SHIT.

[IamQuailman]

Pick 27: The Magic select Patrick O'Bryant.
Outlook: I SEE THIS GUY STICKING AROUND. WE CAN OVERLOOK THE FACT THAT COLTSGUY WAS WILLING TO PAY SOMEONE POINTS TO TAKE THE PICK.

[IamQuailman]

Pick 28: The Dallas Mavericks select Chris Quinn.
Outlook: Solid. Real solid.

[IamQuailman]

Pick 29: The New Orleans Hornets select PJ Tucker.
Outlook: LET'S TAKE A STEP BACK AND LOOK BACK AT PELICANSREPORT FORUM. THEY HAVE BEEN CLAMORING FOR PJ TUCKER SINCE GOD KNOWS WHEN. AND THIS IS THE CLOSEST THE HORNETS FRANCHISE (EVENTUAL PELICANS) WILL EVER GET TO HAVING HIM. I SAID IT.

[IamQuailman]

AWARDED 5 POINTS towards 15pt media allowance (do not claim full amount if it puts you over our max of 15)