Darth walks into this season's press conference. It's the first time anyone has seen a smile on his face since "TC" happened. Let's see what he has to say:
Darth: Let me start off by saying....well...you can all go fvck yourselves!
The reporters gasp in shock.
Darth: Yeah I said it. And I truly mean it. Why? Because I don't give a fvck. I really don't. I bust my ass for this team. What do I get? A big pile of steaming fvcking shit, thats what. It's infuriating. And now I don't give a fvck. Am I leaving or resigning? Haven't decided yet. Maybe, maybe not. Don't fvcking know. I'll tell you this much though. You fvcks need to stop asking me that dumb shit. Because I'm just going to tell you to go fvck yourself. You've been warned. Am I worried about league sanctions? Fvck no. I just said I don't give a fvck. Fvck the front office and their fines and sanctions. I'll pay the fvcking fines, not like I'm paying these fvcking trainers anymore. Is the team trainer dead and buried in my back yard? Maybe, maybe not. But if you want to find out please come show up at my house with a fvcking shovel. Why do I have a smile on my face when it seems I'm not in a good mood? That's what you get for assuming anything. I'm in a great fvcking mood. This website has helped a ton too:
http://<expletive deleted>.com/
I've learned a lot from that site. I'd suggest it to anyone. But like I said from the start, I. Don't. Give. A. Fvck. This team will be rebuilding for-fvcking-ever. That's our official team plan. To rebuild forever. We are so fvcking sure we'll be complete shit for the foreseeable future that we've had this jersey made:
But don't worry, after we draft him he'll turn to complete shit too so it'll be on to the next stupid fvcking draft. With that being said if anyone wants to ask me some dumb fvcking questions, they are welcome to. Just don't expect much.
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Darth: Let me start off by saying....well...you can all go fvck yourselves!
The reporters gasp in shock.
Darth: Yeah I said it. And I truly mean it. Why? Because I don't give a fvck. I really don't. I bust my ass for this team. What do I get? A big pile of steaming fvcking shit, thats what. It's infuriating. And now I don't give a fvck. Am I leaving or resigning? Haven't decided yet. Maybe, maybe not. Don't fvcking know. I'll tell you this much though. You fvcks need to stop asking me that dumb shit. Because I'm just going to tell you to go fvck yourself. You've been warned. Am I worried about league sanctions? Fvck no. I just said I don't give a fvck. Fvck the front office and their fines and sanctions. I'll pay the fvcking fines, not like I'm paying these fvcking trainers anymore. Is the team trainer dead and buried in my back yard? Maybe, maybe not. But if you want to find out please come show up at my house with a fvcking shovel. Why do I have a smile on my face when it seems I'm not in a good mood? That's what you get for assuming anything. I'm in a great fvcking mood. This website has helped a ton too:
http://<expletive deleted>.com/
I've learned a lot from that site. I'd suggest it to anyone. But like I said from the start, I. Don't. Give. A. Fvck. This team will be rebuilding for-fvcking-ever. That's our official team plan. To rebuild forever. We are so fvcking sure we'll be complete shit for the foreseeable future that we've had this jersey made:
But don't worry, after we draft him he'll turn to complete shit too so it'll be on to the next stupid fvcking draft. With that being said if anyone wants to ask me some dumb fvcking questions, they are welcome to. Just don't expect much.
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