"Let the Magic Begin!"
Good afternoon, everyone!! Please, please, hold your applause—pauses dramatically
I know I know, who's the new guy huh... really waiting until buzzer to have his first presser. Not a great look...anyway I’m thrilled to be standing here today as the new General Manager of the Orlando Magic. I stand here today not just as a man, but as an architect ready to conjure the impossible and craft a dynasty worthy of legends. It's my first stint as a GM, but don’t let that fool you—after all, every magic trick begins with a bit of uncertainty...
another long pause
No? Nothing? Okay, well I am deeply honored to step into this role and take command of the team. Yes, some might say the roster is currently filled with the undesirables. I, however, see them as the unique base ingredients of something special. We are closer to greatness than many realize.
And speaking of magic....I have a lot up my sleeve, and I will let you all in on what most of that is..... cap space. You see, while I am rebuilding a team, my first order of business is establishing some good faith and rapport amongst my fellow managers across the league. So to all my fellow competitors, cumbersome, expiring contracts weighing you down? Need some financial sleight of hand? Allow me to make those contracts disappear like smoke in the night. I may be new, but I am not naive. Help me, help you.
Now enough of that -- I want to address our fans. Let them doubt our potential, just remember, even the grandest dynasties started somewhere. We might be at a new beginning, but I can already see our rise on the horizon. From the "undesirables" to the unbeatable, it’s only a matter of time. Watch as we transform this squad into something you’ll need to see to believe. Buckle up Magic fans, the show is just beginning!
Alright thats all I have for now so, ask away, I know you have all been waiting for this moment, hit me with all your big brain questions. Pick on the new guy. I'm ready for it.
