Off the Cuff Poem

[AngryBanana]

Cavs:
Jonathan Issac
He is indeed the real deal
But is JLM

Lakers:
Mamba has three purps
Is this Lakeshow 2.0?
Playoff injuries

Timberwolves:
Wolves autopilot
RoboGm2 is here
They may make playoffs

Celtics:
This team def green
Not just with experience
Avoid tax again?

Grizz:
Lolol
K is used to cap extremes
So close to freedom

Raptors:
Gone are large cap hits
Replaced with RFA bids
How quick the tides turned

Bulls:
The commissioner
A job I would despise
A team that’s slept on?

Nuggets:
A new GM here
He hit the Amos jackpot
Is he the next James?

Pacers:
It’s another year
And Herb is still GOAT level
Was his prime wasted?

Bucks:
Another Robo
This team is all on the block
But could win it all

Magic:
Did more trades then most
Not really sure where to go
Present or future?

Jazz:
Scottie S Sanders
That is it, that is the team
Insure him please skunk

Wizards:
For him, missed playoffs
A truly unique season
A full reset here

Mavs:
This guy is something
Truly has Frye it type vibes
I love his chaos

Warriors:
Hubless for some time
Built an interesting young
Core of rookie guys

Heat:
A real hustler
Went from pretty bad contracts
To making great deals

Bobcats:
What happened to the
Guy who hated purple pots
A sea of green gone

Suns:
This guy is something
He acts like he knows it all
Too bad he can’t win

Trailblazers:
Welcome back logan
Made quick work on a retool
Can Garrett play too?

Kings:
If auto was a
Team, then it would be the kings
Rockwell will ball out

Hawks:
Tough luck for this team
I feel bad for their rough times
I hope they rebound

Nets:
Let’s hope supreme hits
Ed has a lot of young guys
Will all of them hit?

Pistons:
Oi m8 how’s ur mum
Better yet, how is your young
Core – cause I like it

Rockets:
The defending champ
Sion’s support is quite nice
Needs a good TC

Pelicans:
That Ayo contract
I have already failed you
Nick, don’t ask for pick

Spurs:
Hub goes in and out
Will the retool help the spurs
Still has a great core

[LazyTitanSmash]

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~370 words, +2pts

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