Meanwhile in the G League…

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It's 11 pm, as they walk into the locker room, they can barely hear the cheers of the crowd of the 12 fans that stayed until the end of the game in the background. They are cheering the best they can under the circumstances. The PA announcer, who sounds like he is using a high school PA system, can be heard saying, "The Texas Legends Win the Title," with all the enthusiasm of a man heading to the dentist.

Angel Reese: "What the fvck are we doing down here? I was so excited to play with you and Dom, but I had no idea it would be at the fvcking Comerica Center, in Fvcking Frisco, for the Fvcking Texas Legends."

Candice Parker: "This is just what they do around here; I'm not sure I'm ever going to see an NBA court."

Dominitrix Johnson: "If we beat one more of these fvcking G league teams 144-78 I'm going to go crazy. How much do we have to do down here before we get the call?"

Candice Parker: “At least you've been there. What's it like?”

Dominitrix Johnson: “Oh, you have no idea. The hotels…the food even tastes better. They have actual trainers and a full medical team, not these fvcking ice baths.”

Candice Parker: “God, you guys have no idea. I've been here for 4 years, and the only calls I get are about the latest trade rumor; I'd welcome a trade at this point. I mean, if he's not going to play us, the least he can do is move us."

Angel Reese: “The coaches are saying I'm going somewhere for more training once the G league offseason hits. I want to play in the league. I'm as good as any of those MFer.”

Candice Parker: “Have you been tracking our NBA squad this season… they’re trash.”

Dominitrix Johnson: “In that press conference, that Lazy Son of a Bitch said letting me come up was a mistake! Who the fvck does that? I put up solid numbers. Tell me I'm not as good as fvcking Joseph Morelock! Just because his brother was somebody doesn’t mean shit."

Angel Reese: Worse, I've heard other GMs have asked about us. They want to know how we stack up against the rest of the league. They want us to play, and that Lazy Son of a Bitch won't ever consider it.”

Dominitrix Johnson: “He wants us to develop our skills as stars, not as role players. He says if we play in the league now, we'll develop role-player habits. If we play in the G-league, we will develop the take-over-the-game-star quality habit.”

Candice Parker: “Fvck that. I think they are tanking. He's does it every year I've been down here.”

Dominitrix Johnson: “Naw. If they were tanking, they wouldn’t be playing Scoot, or Walker, Kaminga or Quincy. I've played with most of them, they are good, especially Scoot. If he were tanking, he'd be playing Maximino Morales, Kevin Peaslee, Joaquin McCabe. That Lazy Son of a Bitch doesn't make any sense.”

Candice Parker: “That Lazy Son of a Bitch always says, if we want to play, we better have a good Training Camp. It's the only thing that Lazy Son of Bitch cares about. Draft picks and Training Camp.”

Dominitrix Johnson: “Something else is going on.”

Angel Reese: “I'm pretty sure the organization doesn't know how good we are.”

Candice Parker: “I hear he's doing it too as a way of shopping me around. I've heard my name in so many trade rumors that I can't even count anymore.”

Dominitrix Johnson: “That lazy Son of a Bitch said if we are here next year, we are being called up, but not you, Reese. You're too green, he said you need more time to develop.”

Candice Parker: “He's either a genius or a goddamn fool. My money is on a fool. Who's G league team is better than their actual team.”

Angel Reese: "Someone call that Lazy Son of a Bitch. Get him on the phone. I want to hear him say he doesn't need me up there.”

That Lazy Son of a Bitch: "Congratulations Dom and Angel on a title win, but let's be honest, I expected it. I heard you want to know why you're still down there. Well, playing in the G league keeps you grounded and keeps you hungry. If you want to play in the league, you better have a monster Training Camp; I expect more from my first-round picks. ----Candice, we're going to count on you next season. Dom have a good TC, and your in. Reese, we are sending you to Europe to get some more training, but you don't have a prayer to make it into the league next year. Get used to Frisco, and win our G League team (the Texas Legends) a title by yourself. It’s not enough to win a G league trophy with Dom's help. Dom and Candice, see you at Training Camp. Reese, see you in Europe."

Angel Reese: “Europe, they are sending me to fvcking Europe. What the actual fvck? If he is going to tank next year, then why the fvck would he play you guys but not me? This Lazy Son of a Bitch loves his head games. He thinks we will play harder and be hungrier if he leaves us down here! Does he even watch these games?”

Candice Parker: “Who the fvck knows what's going on in his head. He's a fvcking troll.”

Angel Reese: “It wasn't enough that we won a G league title. I need to go to Europe first and win another title, this time on my own! If he does this shit, I'm going to put up 100 points on these scrums, and he can't deny me a spot."

Candice Parker: “Did you notice he didn't even give me credit for my contribution to winning this G league title? He only cares about you guys.”

Angel Reese: “Fvck that, at least, you're all getting called up next year.”

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