Green Oktoberfest Special

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Let’s give Jon some more festive reading!!! Last season I had started out thinking about competing after getting Walker and having a solid front court to go with ROY Antonio Gates in the fold. You talked to me first sim, I was going to shock the world. Then the next four sims happened. I sold off what I could and decided to focus on the future. So out goes Bridges for a pick and Holifield. I then focused on AG’s ROY season which he got and deserved, with Holifield shortly behind him in votes. So that’s the old. Now with the new. This offseason we tried to make a few moves. I want to say AG up for success, but that can happen a few ways. Sell off my young guys for win now to go with Walker and King, or keep the youNy guys and build around them. I had initially made a move to get a guy, but was then backed out of last min. Such is life. I was mad, in part because of beer, now I’m not. I got a lot to look forward to either way I think. All players are kinda available, get at me. I really am not positive of what to do…. I am also happy to get Ainsworth and Mobley in UFA, who can stay or go honestly.

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Sham Smith, Bulls.com: In preseason, the Celtics played the Kings, Cavaliers, Grizzlies, and Raptors. Rank these teams 1 through 5 for how they'll finish this season.
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garbageman wrote:Sham Smith, Bulls.com: In preseason, the Celtics played the Kings, Cavaliers, Grizzlies, and Raptors. Rank these teams 1 through 5 for how they'll finish this season.
I feel like a fraud, because all the teams I beat were bottom feeders I think, however that does not answer this question.

1-5 in terms of wins
Raptors
Kings
Celtics
Cavs
Grizz

1-5 in terms of rizz
Celtics
A five mile high pound of shit
(G)rizz
Kings and Raptors
Cavs


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Justin Bieber, The Wall Street Journal: You ranked the Celtics higher than the Cavs and Grizzles. However, during preseason you average only 103 pts per game. Are you planning any trades to improve your offense?
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What are you expecting from Antonio Gates this season?
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jlmarines wrote:Justin Bieber, The Wall Street Journal: You ranked the Celtics higher than the Cavs and Grizzles. However, during preseason you average only 103 pts per game. Are you planning any trades to improve your offense?
Yeah. We didn’t score much, but our defense will be on point all season, much like it was last year but better.


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RPF wrote:What are you expecting from Antonio Gates this season?
His defense perimeter current getting hit this season was not fun, but he will still be very good on the defensive side. On the offensive, he still doesn’t have super respectable traits, so I’m expecting anywhere from dropping slightly since I have a little bit more offensive power, or raising by about one to two ppg. Hopefully he is more efficient this season at the very least.


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Darren "Deep Throat" Dawkins, Lifetime: In the 3 short years she's been in the league, Brittney Griner hasn't received much playing time—especially last season when she was kidnapped by a gang of angry, alcoholic dwarves. What sort of role will she be playing this upcoming season? Can you humor us by projecting some stats?
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You did team wins and rizz but if you had to rank the GMs from your division in terms of skill, how would rank them?
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digiskunk wrote:Darren "Deep Throat" Dawkins, Lifetime: In the 3 short years she's been in the league, Brittney Griner hasn't received much playing time—especially last season when she was kidnapped by a gang of angry, alcoholic dwarves. What sort of role will she be playing this upcoming season? Can you humor us by projecting some stats?
Griner will still be a primarily a backup, playing minimal minutes as of now since three really good bugs are in front of her, and Gates if I need to move him.

However, if people are moved that will obviously open up minutes for her.


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pennpanther1 wrote:You did team wins and rizz but if you had to rank the GMs from your division in terms of skill, how would rank them?
Skill in a vacuum of everyone is trying as hard as they can:
1. Lakers
2. Timbs
3. Celtics
4. Grizz
5. Raps
6. Cavs


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