Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed members of the press, thank you for joining me today at this amazing venue in New Orleans. If you are curious why I've invited you all to have this Presser at the MOST esteemed Strip Club in New Orleans: She She's...Well let's just say it holds a special place in my heart and I wanted to let the girls know how much I appreciate them over the years so here we are. Try the wings, they are amazing and ALL Lap Dances in the VIP are are HALF OFF!
Before we dive into your questions, I'd like to take a moment to address the upcoming season and the exciting journey ahead for our team.
It was a season full of emotions last season but now we look ahead. We like the moves we've made and feel like we have some solid depth as well. We think another year with the guys being together in the locker room is all we need to get over the hump and win it all. That's definitely the goal.
Jen Hale: Hey Darth, last season was quite the rollercoaster with those risky trades. Can you walk us through the thought process behind those moves?
Darth: Absolutely, thank you for the question Jen. Last season, we felt it was the right time to make some bold moves. We knew it was a risk, but sometimes you have to take chances to achieve greatness. We saw an opportunity to strengthen our roster, and it paid off as we made it to the Conference Finals. How you liking those wings!? I told you they were great!
Jim Eichenhofer: Darth, you've made some significant roster changes during the offseason. Can you tell us about the new additions and how they will fit into your game plan?
Darth: Certainly. We've been working tirelessly during the offseason to reload our team with talent that complements our existing core. We brought in some exciting players with incredible potential, as well as experienced veterans who can provide leadership and stability. Our goal is to have a well-rounded squad that can excel in all aspects of the game, from offense to defense.
Will Guillory: DV, building team chemistry is crucial. How do you plan on fostering that cohesion among your players, especially given the challenges of the past year?
Darth: Great question. Building team chemistry is something we take very seriously. We believe in creating a positive and inclusive atmosphere within our locker room. We'll be conducting team-building activities, fostering open communication, and emphasizing the importance of trust and camaraderie. The experience from last year, both the ups and downs, has brought our players closer together, and we're confident that this cohesion will translate to success on the court.
Jake Madison: Darth, can you share your thoughts on the competition in the conference this season? Any teams you see as your biggest rivals? Also, should I get a dance from Destiny or Heaven?
Darth: The competition in our conference is always fierce, and that's what makes it so exciting. There are some incredibly talented teams out there, and we respect all of our opponents. It's hard to pinpoint one specific rival because every game is a battle in the playoffs. Our focus is on taking it one game at a time, executing our game plan, and giving our best effort every night. And you should definitely go with Destiny, she'll treat you right. Tell her to give you the "Darth Special treatment", she'll know what to do.
Thank you all for your questions today. We're looking forward to the season ahead, and we appreciate your support. Let's get ready for another thrilling year of basketball!
Now the rest of you scrubs can ask questions, but your Lap Dances are full price.
