Snuglife91.
Joining him is our newest spokesperson for the team, fresh out of his recent bid in Rikers Island. WEEZY
SnugLife: Now Weezy, we're to understand you wanted to open up with some lyrics to a new song?
Weezy Steps up to the podium, dawning some overpriced headphones.
Weezy: *clears throat*
i'm a beast with the mac, nigga say cheese
new york knicks where its at, choppas chopping down your family tree
in the belly of the beast I guess you are what you eat
it's a cold day in hell with these ice on my teeth
snug hit me up just in the knick of time
got paid 8 mil to throw the word knick in my rhyme
in new york sipping on some long island iced tea
but easter pink sprite & smoking blunts is my thing
gotta rep the birds & bees down on bourbon street
new orleans, fleur de lis, we murder in the first degree
i told my lesbian bitch a dick's just an overgrown clit
next thing you know i tell her swallow dont spit
when its all said and done, i skinny dip with an overweight chick
who i fornicate witth ... *Weezy is abruptly cut off by a panicking snuglife*
Snuglife: Sorry to cut you off there Weezy, but we don't want to offend our morbidly obese fans, because they make us the most capital through concession sales. Now, I'll keep this short and simple. EVen before accepting this job I knew it was gonna be a 2-3 year rebuilding project. We were very pleased to acquire Jason Terry in this year's draft. We also felt good about some of the big men we brought in through free agency. With no real viable assets I've accepted that patience will be the biggest factor in this rebuild. Don't get me wrong fans, I tried my hand at the select, elite talent from this year's free agent class. Unfortunately our main target refused to sign with us because of a personal grudge. I won't get into specifics but it involved my stint in my Miami, strippers & one high stakes game of tecmo super bowl. With that said, I'll go ahead and leave the floor open to questions for either Weezy or myself.
