Season 60 Pre-season Poetry

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Season 60 Pre-season Poetry

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With the league all new
I’ll Bring something new as well
But also look back

So, we will do this
A rewind of years gone past
To a simple time

Alpha
Juicy James
Celtics:
AB has new friends
Folse and Cade out of Balls mouth
Will this be my year

Nets:
Ware has gone purple
Maybe the next best big yet
Missed the trade window

Kings:
With Hayes past his prime
And Rockwell not quite there yet
Was Matisse the way?

Spurs:
With all the core gone
There is no 12 years a Spur
The future looks bright

Pelicans:
Oh look a Tua
With Lomax playing superb
Steeve Ho You Fat

Jazz:
Digi gunna skunk
With no decent guards around
It’s just like Gary

Timberwolves:
JNR is gone
Don’t be a contrarian
Lets get Xue a coach
De’Aaron Fox
Lakers:
Mamba wants no bill
With a great purple core team
Will he scratch the itch

Pacers:
Herb Jones is the guy
Will he get younger friends if
The pacers start slow

Bucks:
Vic Wembanyama
Is the future of this team
Don’t trade him for slime

Mavs:
An active Mavs coach
Will still require patience
This build will be slow

Suns:
The core could be good
Just needs time to develop
Just stay calm this year

Trailblazers:
Good luck to this coach
I am not sure how to change
The situation

Supersonics:
L-O-L-O-L
This team is a complete glitch
Could they beat the Hawks?
Omega
Boban
Cavs:
Hey JLMarines
You have some good bigs playing
Your team is still shit

Raptors:
As my friend tree grows
So does the health of this league
Mobley is a G

Bulls:
He may not say much
With the skype chat or with memes
His team says it all

Magic:
A friend of mamba
Taking over the magic
Feed Ken Dirks the ball

Heat:
They traded for Kai
At an extremely low cost
Once the trade is done

Hawks:
Gone from GOAT to Ghost
Will the real GM stand up
RoboGM4?

Folse Hope
(what kind of name is that?)
Grizzlies:
Paid for all them bigs
It somehow worked itself out
Is that bill too high?

Nuggets:
A core of blue team
So many not tall players
Cash out for a big

Wizards:
X in the playoffs
Remember these words today
“Noodles” will ball out

Warriors:
As kuric left town
So too did greeple’s resolve
This team is still good

Bobcats:
Declawed are the cats
So far removed from Knicks fame
An all green roster

Pistons:
He calls them Piss-tons
What is his reasoning back
Destroy or rebuild?

Rockets:
Big Disparity
Between the good and the bad
It’s time to start new
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Re: Season 60 Pre-season Poetry

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Cute. +3pts
Somehow I manage.
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Re: Season 60 Pre-season Poetry

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I love this
AngryBanana wrote: Sat Nov 12, 2022 12:58 pm Jazz:
Digi gunna skunk
With no decent guards around
It’s just like Gary
:lol: :lol: :lol:
"ass to ass!" —that old guy from Requiem For A Dream
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