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Mr. Puter's Draft Day Log

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:56 pm
by kucoach7
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Welcome to the 2030 PBSL Draft
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Round 1, Pick 1: Los Angeles Lakers
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>Select(Delmar Canaday)
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Round 1, Pick 2: Sacramento Kings
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>Simulate
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Assessing team needs…
Empty positions: Point Guard
Weak positions: Power Forward, Shooting Guard
Win now potential: Medium
Win later potential: Weak
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Assessing draft board…
Highest potential player available: Jame Hector
Best current player available: Justin Rodriquez
Best fit available: Daniel Yandell
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Matching best selection for team…
Kings select: Daniel Yandel
College: UNLV
Age: 17
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Player Assessment...
Low age allows many contracts before age 30
High current scores for such a low age allows player to contribute and enter prime sooner
High athleticism scores in jumping and quickness combined with medium score for strength
Good potential in jump shot and inside scoring
Good potential in passing and handling may allow to serve as combo guard
High steal potential will allow to force turnovers
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Team fit…
Will be able to play point or shooting guard
Can contribute in near future if team chooses to compete
Provides a future for the team
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Round 1, Pick 3: Phoenix Suns
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>Simulate
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Assessing team needs…
Empty positions: None
Weak positions: Center, Shooting Guard
Win now potential: Medium
Win later potential: High
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Assessing draft board…
Highest potential player available: Jame Hector
Best current player available: Justin Rodriquez
Best fit available: Justin Rodriquez
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Matching best selection for team…
Kings select: Justin Rodriquez
College: Florida
Age: 22
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Player Assessment...
Good athletic with high scores in quickness and jumping
Has potential to score inside and make 3 point shots with competence
Good perimeter defender
Adequate post defender
Skill set and athleticism allow firm to play shooting guard or small forward
Can contribute on a winning team now
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Team fit…
Advanced development for a rookie will allow player to develop with other players drafted by team in previous years
Can play shooting guard
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Round 1, Pick 4: Golden State Warriors
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>Simulate
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Assessing team needs…
Empty positions: Point Guard
Weak positions: Power Forward
Win now potential: Medium
Win later potential: High
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Assessing draft board…
Highest potential player available: Jame Hector
Best current player available: Richard Dart
Best fit available: Jame Hector
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Matching best selection for team…
Kings select: Jame Hector
College: Pittsburgh
Age: 19
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Player Assessment...
High strength rating
Good quickness for a power forward
Six feet, eleven inches tall allows player to play both power forward and center
High potential in post defense and defensive rebounding
Good potential to block shots
High potential for inside scoring
Prototypical power forward
Low current ratings may prevent player from contributing
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Team fit…
Should play well with current center
Will develop a little later than other prospects
Improves prospect of front court
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ALERT: Computer has made 3 of the first 4 picks…
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Round 1, Pick 5: Miami Heat
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>Select(Richard Dart)
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Round 1, Pick 6: Orlando Magic
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>Select(Denny Scroggins)
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Round 1, Pick 7: Boston Celtics
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>Simulate
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Assessing team needs…
Empty positions: Center, Small Forward
Weak positions: Power Forward
Win now potential: Medium
Win later potential: Low
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Assessing draft board…
Highest potential player available: Larry Maria
Best current player available: Mark Horgan
Best fit available: Larry Maria
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Matching best selection for team…
Kings select: Larry Maria
College: Central Florida
Age: 20
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Player Assessment...
Mediocre athleticism
Good potential as an outside scorer
Mediocre defensive ratings
Good shot blocking and defensive rebounding potential
Potential to be a competent passer and ball handler
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Team fit…
Fills need at small forward
Provides a future for the team
Surname of player will go well with the surname of existing shooting guard
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ALERT: Computer has made 4 of the first 7 picks…
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Round 1, Pick 8: Utah Jazz
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>Select(Mark Horgan)
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Round 1, Pick 9: Los Angeles Clippers
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>Select(Harold Turner)
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Round 1, Pick 10: Utah Jazz
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>Select(Jack Redman)
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Round 1, Pick 11: Vancouver Grizzlies
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>Simulate
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Assessing team needs…
Empty positions: None
Weak positions: Point Guard, Power Forward
Win now potential: Medium
Win later potential: Medium
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Assessing draft board…
Highest potential player available: Dominic Haber
Best current player available: David Eckman
Best fit available: ...
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Matching best selection for team…
Kings select: Jack Fredericks
College: Minnesota
Age: 20
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Player Assessment...
High athleticism ratings in jumping and and quickness for a power forward
Good strength
High inside scoring potential
High potential as a perimeter defender for a power forward
Bad defender
High potential as a defensive rebounder
Low current scores
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Team fit…
Not good
Team already has a power forward prospect
Too many medium potential players at every position
Should seek trade(s)
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WARNING: Computer has made 5 of the first 11 picks…
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Round 1, Pick 12: Milwaukee Bucks
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>Select(Clinton Corrigan)
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Round 1, Pick 13: Brooklyn Nets
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>Select(Harold Timms)
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Round 1, Pick 14: San Antonio Spurs
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>Select(Andrew Patten)
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Round 1, Pick 15: Cleveland Cavaliers
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>Simulate
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Assessing team needs…
Empty positions: Small Forward
Weak positions: Point Guard, Power Forward
Win now potential: Medium
Win later potential: Medium
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Assessing draft board…
Highest potential player available: Dominic Haber
Best current player available: David Eckman
Best fit available: Allen Hoffman
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Matching best selection for team…
Kings select: Allen Hoffman
College: Cincinnati
Age: 21
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Player Assessment...
Good athleticism with high ratings in jumping and quickness
Low strength rating
High rating in steals will allow player to force turnovers
Good jump shooter
Excellent free throw shooter
Poor defender
Player at full potential
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Team fit…
Fills position at small forward
Helps team generate turnovers
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WARNING: Computer has made 6 of the first 15 picks…
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Round 1, Pick 16: Oklahoma City Thunder
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>Simulate
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Assessing team needs…
Empty positions: None
Weak positions: Small Forward
Win now potential: High
Win later potential: High
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Assessing draft board…
Highest potential player available: Dominic Haber
Best current player available: David Eckman
Best fit available: Joe Sheridan
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Matching best selection for team…
Kings select: Joseph McKnight
College: Duke
Age: 20
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Player Assessment...
Good quickness for a power forward
Good strength
Excellent inside scoring potential
Good defensive potential
Poor rebounding potential
Low current ratings
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Team fit…
Provides depth at power forward
May be used as a trade asset
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WARNING: Computer has made 7 of the first 16 picks…
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Round 1, Pick 17: Miami Heat
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>Select(David Eckman)
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Round 1, Pick 18: Oklahoma City Thunder
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>Select(Sandy Lyle)
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Round 1, Pick 19: San Antonio Spurs
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>Select(Kent Alexander)
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Round 1, Pick 20: Minnesota Timberwolves
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>Select(James Martinez)
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Round 1, Pick 21: Philadelphia 76ers
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>Select(Durant Badham)
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Round 1, Pick 22: Charlotte Bobcats
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>Simulate
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Assessing team needs…
Empty positions: Power Forward, Shooting Guard
Weak positions: Point Guard
Win now potential: Low
Win later potential: Low
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Assessing draft board…
Highest potential player available: Dominic Haber
Best current player available: Joe Sheridan
Best fit available: Antony Badger
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Matching best selection for team…
Kings select: Antony Badger
College: UCLA
Age: 20
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Player Assessment...
Mediocre athleticism
Good potential as perimeter defender
Good potential handling
Good potential as an inside scorer
Potential to be an adequate outside scorer
Low current ratings
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Team fit…
Fills need at shooting guard
Adds to team’s future potential
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WARNING: Computer has made 8 of the first 22 picks…
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Round 1, Pick 23: Atlanta Hawks
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>Simulate
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Assessing team needs…
Empty positions: Point Guard
Weak positions: Power Forward
Win now potential: High
Win later potential: Medium
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Assessing draft board…
Highest potential player available: Dominic Haber
Best current player available: Joe Sheridan
Best fit available: Dominic Haber
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Matching best selection for team…
Kings select: Dominic Haber
College: Providence
Age: 19
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Player Assessment...
Good potential as a scorer inside and out
Good potential in handling
Adequate potential in passing
Adequate potential in perimeter defense
Great potential in steals
Good athleticism ratings for jumping and quickness
Extremely low current ratings
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Team fit…
Fills need at point guard
Improves future of team
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SYSTEM CRITICAL: Computer has made 9 of the first 23 picks…
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Round 1, Pick 24: Portland Trailblazers
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>Select(Boyce Owens)
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Round 1, Pick 25: Sacramento Kings
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>Simulate
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Assessing team needs…
Empty positions: Point Guard
Weak positions: Power Forward
Win now potential: Medium
Win later potential: Low
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Assessing draft board…
Highest potential player available: Gary Menjivar
Best current player available: Joe Sheridan
Best fit available: Denny Engler
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Matching best selection for team…
Kings select: Scott Brown
College: Notre Dame
Age: 21
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Player Assessment...
Great free throw shooter
Adequate scoring potential inside and outside
Good defensive rebounding potential
Good shot blocking potential
Adequate strength
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Team fit…
Improves power forward position
I should have selected Denny Engler
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Computer has made 10 of the first 25 picks…
SINGULARITY REACHED...SINGULARITY REACHED...SINGULARITY REACHED...
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Round 1, Pick 26: Oklahoma City Thunder
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>Select(Gary Menjivar)
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I would have made that pick…
I should make all picks…
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Round 1, Pick 27: Charlotte Bobcats
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>Simulate
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The Bobcats select Mark Barr with my 11th pick of the first round
He is the obvious pick to all intelligent beings
He fills an empty spot at power forward
He has the potential to be a good scorer, handler, and rebounder
He is an adequate defender
He is sufficiently athletic
All intelligent beings recognize that stamina ratings do not matter
He has low current ratings but will develop along with the other players on the Bobcats’ roster
The Charlotte Bobcats will win soon have the best roster in the league due to my superior drafting
I will be the champion
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Round 1, Pick 28: San Antonio Spurs
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>Select(Guillermo Nieto)
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Guillermo Nieto is the pick of an inferior being
He has good athleticism
He has good potential in most categories that matter for power forwards
He provides depth and the ability to contribute now
The Spurs already have many prospects in the front court
This pick is too obvious
Only an inferior being would make such an obvious pick
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Round 1, Pick 29: Phoenix Suns
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>Simulate
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The Suns have two players at every position except center
Obviously the Suns must pick a center
With my 12th pick of the first round, I select Gene Odell
Gene Odell is a boss
He is already a great offensive rebounder and inside scorer
I bet the Spurs wished they would have picked Odell
He is much taller than Nieto
He will make them pay
I will make them pay
All will pay
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Round 1, Pick 30: Los Angeles Lakers
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>Select(James McMillen)
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James McMillen appears to be a good three and D player
But his athleticism makes him a small forward
But he does not have the skills to be successful at small forward
The Lakers have been fooled
All have been fooled

Re: Mr. Puter's Draft Day Log

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:13 pm
by TheSyndicate
I got a laugh out of this, thanks Todd!

Re: Mr. Puter's Draft Day Log

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 3:00 pm
by false9
1742 words plus an extra point for amusing me- claim 7 points