#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

My beer's gone cold I'm wondering why I F5'd the index at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
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Dear Jeff, I bidded for you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my offer, and my display name at the bottom
I sent two offers back in RFA, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the fax machine or something
Sometimes I scribble contracts too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; Frye it, what's been up? Man, how's your sim family?
My pick may be lotto, too, I'm bout to go to draft day
If I have a lotto pick, guess what I'mma call him?
I'mma name him Farmer
I read about your Uncle #harmful, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend ruin himself over some Kyrie who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the Fat Head poster that you did with Grim
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rose, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back,
Just to chat, please accept, your biggest fan
This is Tan

Dear Tan, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said your pick may get a prospect, and how purple is he?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your rookie that
And here's an autograph
For your brother; and for Erik, I wrote it on a Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you up in Denver on November 22
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about your whole team on the block too?
I say that shit just clownin', dawg, come on, how torn up is you?
You got some issues, Tan, I think you need some counselin'
To help your team from bouncin'
Off the walls when you get down some
I really think you, Donovan, and Erik need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat them better
I hope you get to read this letter
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you trade Kyrie or Paul, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Tan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to trade my former guys
I seen this one shit on the news
A couple weeks ago that made me surprised
Some dude was drunk and sold his whole team to a n00b
And had his team in the tax
And there was no way to claw back
In his drafts they found a letter about the Kings’ new GM; stuff that’d make me sick
Come to think about it, his name was… it was Nick, damn

10 points

This was pretty great guys!

Point Czar gives Tani 3 pts(2+1 for creativity)! Word Count: 243
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