#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:49 am**

Headlines came flying in after the completion of the first 2 and a half weeks of the season, and we have managed to caption the top Headlines from local sports outlets nationwide. First Stop... ATLANTIC DIVISION!

Atlantic Division:

SIMMONS, SIXERS SOAR TO SIX-WIN START
Sixers Start Hot Out he Gate, Leading the Atlantic Division with a 6-2 Record
credit to The Philadelphia Inquirer

BUDDY SYSTEM
Pedraza Continues to Prove He And Westbrook Make the Best "Biggie Smalls" Tandum in the League
credit to The Brooklyn Eagle

WHAT A JOKE
Coach and Front Office on Hot Seat After Slow Start, Rumors of Jokic Tension
credit to The New York Post

GREEN WITH ENVY
After High Hopes in Off-Season, Celtics Are on Outside Looking In
credit to The Boston Globe

LONG WINTER STILL HERE
Glimmers of Light in Off-Season Brought False Hope to Toronto Fans
credit to The Toronto Sun

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:28 pm**

Central Division:

UP UP AND AWAY
Pistons Are Up at the Top of the Central Division, But With 11 Consecutive Road Games in November, Will They Stay There?
credit to The Detroit Free Press

KEEPING PACE
One Game Back on the Pistons, Pacers Look to Push Forward in the Central
credit to The Indianapolis Star

ACCESS DENIED
Biyombo & Desantis Refuse to Let Any Opponent Score in the Paint at Will, Averaging 5.2 BPG Combined
credit to The Chicago Tribune

LAME BUCKS
Plenty of Talent But Not Ready to Compete, Bucks Sit in an Awkward Spot After Disappointing & Sluggish Start
credit to The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

WRONG GUARD
Cavaliers Need Some Deodorant After Stinking Up Their Back Court Situation in Off-Season
credit to Cleveland.com

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:45 pm**

Southeast Division:

THA BLOCK IS HOT
Lil Wayne Reportedly Jumped on This Team's Bandwagon After Hawks Lead League with 11.4 BPG
credit to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

NO IRVING, NO PROBLEM
The Round Earth Revolves Around Charlotte's Defense, Doesn't Need Help from Disloyal Conspiracy Theorists
credit to The Charlotte Observer

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
After Flirting with a Rebuild Then Signing Experienced Vets, Heat Record Sits at 4-4, Uncertain of the Team's Direction
credit to The Miami Herald

SOS(F)
Small Forward Continues to Be Area of Concern for Wizards
credit to The Washington Post

CHAMP TO CHUMP
No Surprises Here, Magic Suck Again After Brief Stint of Excellence
credit to The Orlando Sentinel

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:17 pm**

Northwest Division:

GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF
Nuggets Have Prematurely Shot Themselves Into First Place of the Northwest. Will They Stand Tall or Fall Limp After a Short Period of Time?
credit to The Denver Post

KIGHT FLYING
Leading Team to a Fantastic Start, Kight Continues to Prove He Was Best Forward in His Draft Class
credit to The Salt Lake Tribune

TIMBERWOES?
Winning Against Losers & Losing Against Winners, Are the Timberwolves in for a Setback Kind of Year?
credit to The Star Tribune

TRAILKINDLERS
Not Setting the League on Fire at 5-5, Can the Blazers Finally Find the Spark to Reach Their Potential?
credit to The Oregonian

JABARFI
Face of the Franchise Struggles as No Name Teammate Leads Team in Scoring
credit to The Oklahoman

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:33 pm**

Pacific Division:

MOV3MB3R
Beard Trimmer Sales Plummet, As Fans Embrace Facial Hair, James Harden, & the Suns' 3-Pt Assault on Opponents
credit to The Arizona Republic

VYING FOR THE THRONE
Duren is the Future, But Right Now Isaiah Thomas is the King, Needs Booster Seat Though
credit to The Sacramento Daily News

MA-THREE-N GUN KELLY
The Biggest Untold Story of This Season is Ryan Kelly's Emergence as a Bonafide Weapon for LA
credit to The Los Angeles Daily News

ANTHONY DAVIS WILL LOOK GREAT IN PURP N YELLOW
With Another Season of Nothing to Look Forward to, Laker Fans Turn Their Attention to Next Season's Acquisition: Anthony Davis
credit to LakersNation.Com

BOW TO THE PROCESS
GM Bowtothebill Has Been Here Before, Urges Fans to Continue to Trust He Can Work His Magic Again
credit to The Oakland Tribune

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:45 pm**

Midwest Division:

BEAL-IEVE
Bradley Beal Off to a Magical Start with 28.3 PPG,#6 in the League in Scoring... In Other News, Atlanta Blew a 28-3 Lead in the Super Bowl.. It Never Gets Old
credit to The Dallas Morning News

NOT GOING AWAY
New Study Shows That the Less GM 78 Tries, the More Success the Rockets Have
credit to The Houston Chronicle

MAGNESS-FIED
Arron Magness Proving Doubters Wrong, Showing He Can Help Lead a Franchise to Victory And is Deserving of MIP Votes
credit to The San Antonio Express-News

A LOOK AHEAD TO 2024 RESTRICTED FREE AGENCY
Assuming the Grizz Will Be Tax Free by Then, Here Are Some Hopeful Candidates for the Poaching
credit to The Vancouver Sun

KYRIE-GRET
While the Off-Season Was a Huge Splash, the 1st 10 Games of the Season Have Been a Belly Flop, Creating Doubt in Front Office's Mind Regarding Kyrie Irving
credit to The Times Picayune - Jeff Duncan

Posted: **Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:09 am**

Thanks for this, i enjoyed it. +5 to the bucks (you're at 20)

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