Minnesota Injurewolves Press Conference
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:19 am
No projector, no voiceover, no whirring. This time we just start with an empty podium and a banner that reads MINNESOTA INJUREWOLVES. Below the text is an image of a Wolf with crutches and a wrapped leg. The JNR walks to the podium, looks at the banner, and laughs.
The JNR: Our people do good work.
Hello and welcome to a new year in Minnesota. Last year, like the year before that and the year before that, ended in untimely playoff injuries. This recent rash ruined our plans for reset and has serious tax implications on our future. We were tempted to give up, wallow in our own pity, and stay under the cap to fight another day next season.
But then I looked out at the Western Conference and I saw opportunity. There's no dominant team. The Spurs and Kings decided to end their runs. There are teams with promise, but no clue if that promise will turn into prosperity. So I looked at my team, and I looked at the tax bill, and I decided that nothing worth doing was ever easy. I brought back the core of the team, with Wiggins signing a massive deal in RFA and then having Patterson and Smith come back. Then I filled this team with actual depth, something we didn't have last year for fear of the tax man.
The result? A team that has flaws, and may get bitten by the injury bug again, but a team that can make moves. We still have the same good chemistry, and Wiggins and Otto are ready to take the team to the next level. Our starting lineup is projected as follows:
C: Brook Lopez
PF: Pat Patterson
SF: Otto Porter, Jr
SG: Andrew Wiggins
PG: Ish Smith
With Shelvin Mack, Julius Randle, and Clint Capela set to contribute off the bench. Our training camp went very well, as our core players improved and our older players staved off decline for the most part.
Our division is tough, with the Blazers and Thunder improving, but I think this team can compete for the division. And if we can avoid the injury bug, which seems unlikely, I think some great things can happen for this organization.
Any questions?
The JNR: Our people do good work.
Hello and welcome to a new year in Minnesota. Last year, like the year before that and the year before that, ended in untimely playoff injuries. This recent rash ruined our plans for reset and has serious tax implications on our future. We were tempted to give up, wallow in our own pity, and stay under the cap to fight another day next season.
But then I looked out at the Western Conference and I saw opportunity. There's no dominant team. The Spurs and Kings decided to end their runs. There are teams with promise, but no clue if that promise will turn into prosperity. So I looked at my team, and I looked at the tax bill, and I decided that nothing worth doing was ever easy. I brought back the core of the team, with Wiggins signing a massive deal in RFA and then having Patterson and Smith come back. Then I filled this team with actual depth, something we didn't have last year for fear of the tax man.
The result? A team that has flaws, and may get bitten by the injury bug again, but a team that can make moves. We still have the same good chemistry, and Wiggins and Otto are ready to take the team to the next level. Our starting lineup is projected as follows:
C: Brook Lopez
PF: Pat Patterson
SF: Otto Porter, Jr
SG: Andrew Wiggins
PG: Ish Smith
With Shelvin Mack, Julius Randle, and Clint Capela set to contribute off the bench. Our training camp went very well, as our core players improved and our older players staved off decline for the most part.
Our division is tough, with the Blazers and Thunder improving, but I think this team can compete for the division. And if we can avoid the injury bug, which seems unlikely, I think some great things can happen for this organization.
Any questions?