#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Wilmer Pak is the greatest pick in the draft. Really THE BEST. Has high marks in all categories that matter. Only one potential lower than C. People criticizing him for his size disrespectful and disgraceful. I wish Wilmer all the best. #MBGA

Oh no.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Hawks buy Suns pick for 10 points. Crooked Wig uses his big money made by skirting the tax to buy future. This league is so CORRUPT. #DrainTheSwamp

Am I doing this right?

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Wig trades Harden for Ellinger and picks. He is really the best GM. He sees a bright future for Atlanta while still winning now. He may never get tired of winning. Harden is a BUM by the way! Nobody wants to keep this guy around!!!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Jazz send George for Bogut, two lotto picks, and a future pick. The fake news wont report it but I totally predicted this. Great deal for both teams. Utah gets YUGE rebuilding package and Magic get PG. Everybody wins! Especially me. I always win!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Wizards acquire Randle for a Thunder pick and 3 points. One thing I value is loyalty and the Spurs have usually done such a great job being loyal to their players. But this move is betrayal to a guy that helped them win it all. Offer to visit WH RESCINDED!!!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
The Jazz pick a Canadian spy with the second pick. I will not stand for this!!! This pick is UNAMERICAN!!! #BuildTheOtherWall

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Blazers pick Ronald Small third. No guy named Small can be good. His hands looked small to me at the combine. I have YUGE hands so I should know. This pick is SAD!!! The Blazers will never finish rebuilding.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
David Roddy may seem like a 6'4" SF but that is NOT TRUE!!! #FakeNews His stamina is greatly understated. He will play nicely next to Pak, who is also unfairly called short. Conroy doing a fantastic job. #MBGA

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Robert Neely has great quickness, solid jumping, and elite inside scoring and passing. A poor man's Derrick Rose. We'll see where his allegiance lies when faced with the choice of passing to his Canadian spy rookie teammate. Don't waste your time Robert!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
John Hagerman comes from the hard-working town of Cortland in my home state NY. He is a hard-working AMERICAN. Very strong. Can pass, rebound, score, defend inside and out, and block. The good people of Dallas are lucky.

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Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
The new younger Hawks add Kenneth Williams. Sure, he can dunk, shoot free throws, handle, block, and is a decent rebounder and defender but he is slow, can't jump and has no stamina. Ken represents what is wrong with America these days. Low stamina! I have the greatest stamina...

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
........ Everybody knows it! Since when did Kenneth become such a popular name? SAD! The world needs more stamina and more Donalds!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
@TheRealTristanBosworth The league needs more guards that look like you! Of course I'm referring to you athleticism, solid jump shot, defensive prowess but the false liberal media will claim I'm referring to your skin color! Wrong! #FakeNews Congrats on joining the Lakers!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Sixers pick @GrannyMick. He has the fabulous hair. Believe me, I know all about great hair. He's a pretty great shooter and defender too. @Scaramucci would say my jump shot and hair are better and he'd be RIGHT!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Had an opportunity to watch Brett Lopez play for FIU while at my beautiful Mar a Lago estate. At 7 feet tall he might even be too big for my gigantic house! Very tall but very slow and no STAMINA!!! You can have him, Canada! Let's get that wall up so he can't come back!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Dealin' Doug makes his move. Kanter is out. Irving should be next. Bobcats are likely to keep sending out prospects for stars. Shout out to Air Force alum Damion McNary. You'll do our military proud in one of our nation's cherished rust belt cities.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
The Utah Jazz have acquired their second small forward prospect by drafting Joseph Knight. Knight and Hawkins have the exact same offensive skill set. You can't replace a great player with two good ones!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
The Kings autopick Tyron Ferris. GM Nola can't manage to show up for the draft. If I was Derrick Rose I would demand Nola be FIRED!!! His window is closing and he needs an active GM. SAD!!!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
What does Roscoe dig and why is he going to Canada? Looks like the wall better be deep and high. He's a TRAITOR! Sad to see great 2way talent head north. Better watch out when he travels back 2 his home state of TX! Some of our NRA friends may take care of him! #BuildTheOtherWall

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Not sure Byron Odell is worth 6 points or a roster spot for that matter. Poor move by the Wiz. Byron has an uncle who is a senator that made the deal happen. Typical Washington corruption. #DTS

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Hawks buy another pick with points gained from tax loopholes. I pay my taxes!!! Even though you'll never get to see them because the IRS is auditing me. I should change my motto. #DrainTheCesspool