#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

Here we are. This is what we do. Out with the old. In with the new.

Last night I had a dream, When I got to Canada,
I had one hell of a rumble.
I had to beat Tarzan’s behind first,
For claiming to be King of the Jungle.
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don't get wet.
When John Wall meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the drink of water, and kill a dead tree.
Wait till you see Steph Curry.

Nick Melon: The Advocate: What intrigued you most about the talents of Phil Milburn?

You have long had a reputation of being enamored with big men. Now that Bosh is gone, how much offensive focus will Whiteside get?

NickMalone77 wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:57 pm Nick Melon: The Advocate: What intrigued you most about the talents of Phil Milburn?

The green box next to his name.

WigNosy wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:00 am You have long had a reputation of being enamored with big men. Now that Bosh is gone, how much offensive focus will Whiteside get?

Not any more than usual. His hands aren't great and I think he is better at cleaning stuff up.

Sham Smith, Bulls.com: Where do you see your team landing in the Atlantic Division? Obviously, shipping off guys like Lowry and Bosh is a momentary step back, but the division isn't very strong. Do you think you have the pieces to make a case for winning it, or is focus on the future?

garbageman wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:09 pm Sham Smith, Bulls.com: Where do you see your team landing in the Atlantic Division? Obviously, shipping off guys like Lowry and Bosh is a momentary step back, but the division isn't very strong. Do you think you have the pieces to make a case for winning it, or is focus on the future?

I thought I did until Favors got crushed in TC.

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture
Or just let it slip?
Yo
My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on my sweater already, Curry’s spaghetti
I’m nervous, but on the surface I looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but I keeps on forgettin'
What I wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
I opens my mouth, but the words won't come out
I’m chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Derrick, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke(n)
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself on the court, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
[x2]
The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
Curry blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's a father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter (Riley)
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
Da da dumb da dumb da da
You better lose yourself in the ball, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
[x2]
No more games, I'm a change what you call rage
Tear this <expletive deleted>' team up like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the next cipher
Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine to
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Life for my family 'cause man, these God damn food stamps don't buy diapers
And its no movie, there's no Hassan Whiteside
This is my life and these times are so hard
And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between bein' a father and a prima-donna
Baby mama drama screamin' on and too much
For me to want to say in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
To formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only <expletive deleted>' option, failures not
Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go, I cannot grow old in Raptor’s lot
So here I go is my shot
Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
[x2]
You can do anything you set your mind to, man