TC Superstar/Victim - Eastern Conference
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:11 pm
Going through each team we will see what players are most likely to get a big jump and which one will take a hit. Is there a formula behind it? Sure. Here's the algorithm.
ATLANTIC DIVISION
Boston Celtics
TC Jump - Melvin McCall - I like what I see from this kid with his athleticism. Good quickness and a leaper. Look for him to make big jumps in his shooting, ball-handling, and perimeter defense. Plus, he's a spitting image of KG so Anything is Possible!!!!!!!!!!
TC Death - Kenneth Faried. Rockets obviously added another poison pill in the manimal who took a big hit last season after TC, but was saved by insurance.
Brooklyn Nets
TC Jump - Danilo Gallinari - Look for Dino to make a big jump to improve his scoring and rebounding. The potential is still there for him to get back to his former self with the Bulls. Today is the day.
TC Death - F. Cole Medina - The game doesn't like tampering with it's products especially with strange potions. Look for the ratings to go down the drain.
New York Knicks
TC Jump - Nikola Jokic - After a devastating playoff injury, Jokic is a man on a mission. Look for big jumps in his post defense and passing.
TC Death - J.R. Smith - Looks like the roles are reversed for him as he's in the driver side now of this 31 year old vehicle
76ers
TC Jump - Gordon Hayward. His athleticism is there and now look for his scoring skills and ball-handling to take a big jump.
TC Death - Jeff Adrien. Poison pill sent from Atlanta, timed to go off at age 30. BOOM!
Raptors
TC Jump - Refugio Lozano - This youngster is oozing with potential thanks to his athleticism. We're definitely gonna see a big jump in his scoring potential
TC Death - Monta Ellis - He's been trending downward lately. Look for age 30 to be the coup-de-grace
CENTRAL DIVISION
Chicago Bulls
TC Jump - No one. I just couldn't find a player who fit the algorithm. But I did predict a former Bull in Danilo Gallinari
TC Death - Carmelo. He just got traded away from Brooklyn. He's 32, getting paid. Looks like we know what to expect today.
Cavs
TC Jump - Orville Quarles - He will definitely have green potential with the right camp. Perimeter shooting and defense will make big jumps
TC Death - Al Jefferson - The end is nigh for him. He's had a great run, but this camp looks to push him to green/green. He's already losing some quickness so I think his jumping and inside game goes next.
Pistons
TC Jump - James Heise - We're gonna see his ratings across the board go up. Scoring, handles, rebounding, defense. He will be blue potential.
TC Death - Aaron Brooks - It's over for this former Saints QB. Oh wait. Wrong guy? Well I'm sticking with him. Gonna be a tough camp for this future y/y.
Pacers
TC Jump - William Sullivan - Look for his scoring potentials to jump as well as other attributes. Will be a solid pro for many years to come
TC Death - Amare Stoudamire - I smell a mellow-yellow after this TC for this former great. Next year begins vet min for him.
Bucks
TC Jump - Buddy Hield - The Bucks will end up having two SGs with blue potential eventually forcing one of them to be moved for a quality SF which will eventually be shipped to the Hawks and become purple.
TC Death - Hollis Thompson - This out of shape piece of shit will be the new spokesman for Minute Maid after he becomes orange-orange
SOUTHEAST
Hawks
TC Jump - Ed Davis, Daniel Randle; It comes in twos for the Hawks; Look for Davis and Randle to be two market efficient blue-blue heavyweights for many years for the Hawks
TC Death - Chris Kaman. It's obvious his time is done. Look to TC to place the holster inside his mouth and fire the trigger.
Heat
TC Jump - Jonas Valancinuas - His time to shine starts now. Purple potential with increases in inside scoring, post defense, and blocks. He's the chosen one now in South Beach.
TC Death - Lebron James - As one star becomes a superstar, a superstar must die. Lebron has been Mr. Miami since for many moons, but now it's time for an eclipse; Look for his passing to remain, but scoring to take a hit.
Magic
TC Jump - Harold Ellinger - a purple potential under 20 is a scary thought, but he's the real deal and will be the first real superstar in Orlando since Jason Kidd.
TC Death - Andrew Bogut. A's become Bs, Bs become Cs, and blue becomes green for this 31 year old. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
Wizards
TC Jump - No one really fits the algorithm, but that's not a bad thing. Means no one will probably die.
TC Death. Yeah right! Austin Powers. Your sole is mine!!!! With a JMP rating of 17, no where to go but DOWNNN!
Bobcats
TC Jump - EVERYONE UNDER 31; He's gonna have a great TC. You can just feel it.
TC Death - No one! Artest will remain blue at 36, Danny Granger and JJ Redick will remain yellow. It's gonna be great.
ATLANTIC DIVISION
Boston Celtics
TC Jump - Melvin McCall - I like what I see from this kid with his athleticism. Good quickness and a leaper. Look for him to make big jumps in his shooting, ball-handling, and perimeter defense. Plus, he's a spitting image of KG so Anything is Possible!!!!!!!!!!
TC Death - Kenneth Faried. Rockets obviously added another poison pill in the manimal who took a big hit last season after TC, but was saved by insurance.
Brooklyn Nets
TC Jump - Danilo Gallinari - Look for Dino to make a big jump to improve his scoring and rebounding. The potential is still there for him to get back to his former self with the Bulls. Today is the day.
TC Death - F. Cole Medina - The game doesn't like tampering with it's products especially with strange potions. Look for the ratings to go down the drain.
New York Knicks
TC Jump - Nikola Jokic - After a devastating playoff injury, Jokic is a man on a mission. Look for big jumps in his post defense and passing.
TC Death - J.R. Smith - Looks like the roles are reversed for him as he's in the driver side now of this 31 year old vehicle
76ers
TC Jump - Gordon Hayward. His athleticism is there and now look for his scoring skills and ball-handling to take a big jump.
TC Death - Jeff Adrien. Poison pill sent from Atlanta, timed to go off at age 30. BOOM!
Raptors
TC Jump - Refugio Lozano - This youngster is oozing with potential thanks to his athleticism. We're definitely gonna see a big jump in his scoring potential
TC Death - Monta Ellis - He's been trending downward lately. Look for age 30 to be the coup-de-grace
CENTRAL DIVISION
Chicago Bulls
TC Jump - No one. I just couldn't find a player who fit the algorithm. But I did predict a former Bull in Danilo Gallinari
TC Death - Carmelo. He just got traded away from Brooklyn. He's 32, getting paid. Looks like we know what to expect today.
Cavs
TC Jump - Orville Quarles - He will definitely have green potential with the right camp. Perimeter shooting and defense will make big jumps
TC Death - Al Jefferson - The end is nigh for him. He's had a great run, but this camp looks to push him to green/green. He's already losing some quickness so I think his jumping and inside game goes next.
Pistons
TC Jump - James Heise - We're gonna see his ratings across the board go up. Scoring, handles, rebounding, defense. He will be blue potential.
TC Death - Aaron Brooks - It's over for this former Saints QB. Oh wait. Wrong guy? Well I'm sticking with him. Gonna be a tough camp for this future y/y.
Pacers
TC Jump - William Sullivan - Look for his scoring potentials to jump as well as other attributes. Will be a solid pro for many years to come
TC Death - Amare Stoudamire - I smell a mellow-yellow after this TC for this former great. Next year begins vet min for him.
Bucks
TC Jump - Buddy Hield - The Bucks will end up having two SGs with blue potential eventually forcing one of them to be moved for a quality SF which will eventually be shipped to the Hawks and become purple.
TC Death - Hollis Thompson - This out of shape piece of shit will be the new spokesman for Minute Maid after he becomes orange-orange
SOUTHEAST
Hawks
TC Jump - Ed Davis, Daniel Randle; It comes in twos for the Hawks; Look for Davis and Randle to be two market efficient blue-blue heavyweights for many years for the Hawks
TC Death - Chris Kaman. It's obvious his time is done. Look to TC to place the holster inside his mouth and fire the trigger.
Heat
TC Jump - Jonas Valancinuas - His time to shine starts now. Purple potential with increases in inside scoring, post defense, and blocks. He's the chosen one now in South Beach.
TC Death - Lebron James - As one star becomes a superstar, a superstar must die. Lebron has been Mr. Miami since for many moons, but now it's time for an eclipse; Look for his passing to remain, but scoring to take a hit.
Magic
TC Jump - Harold Ellinger - a purple potential under 20 is a scary thought, but he's the real deal and will be the first real superstar in Orlando since Jason Kidd.
TC Death - Andrew Bogut. A's become Bs, Bs become Cs, and blue becomes green for this 31 year old. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
Wizards
TC Jump - No one really fits the algorithm, but that's not a bad thing. Means no one will probably die.
TC Death. Yeah right! Austin Powers. Your sole is mine!!!! With a JMP rating of 17, no where to go but DOWNNN!
Bobcats
TC Jump - EVERYONE UNDER 31; He's gonna have a great TC. You can just feel it.
TC Death - No one! Artest will remain blue at 36, Danny Granger and JJ Redick will remain yellow. It's gonna be great.