#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

We would like to welcome you the Sloemmy Award show.

THE SLOEMMY AWARD SHOW is Brought to you by these sponsors


Hosted by: Eazy P




and

RPF

I would like to think everyone for tuning into the Sloemmy Awards. First off I would like to thank our sponsors Corn Nuts, Flintstone Vitamins and Slim Jim. This show is for fun so if anyone gets offended Frye you. Unfortunately I have to team up with RPF again to do a awards show. Then he made me wait til he was eliminated by the leader of the Secret Council. They must have saw that 3-1 lead by the Nets and were Frye this shit Sim it 7 times until the game gets it right. Funny how Every Sim was on time this year except the last Sim of round 2. I guess they didn't want the 1st Black to win a Sim League title. Speaking of titles there is one team last year that was in the finals with a pretty good team. You figure you add a few pieces here and there and you are back....nope not this Guy not this ColtsGuy he said Frye it lets tank for Stromile Swift and then in 5 years LeBron. So you know who he trade one of his best players to right........yep you guess it Balls and here is a pic of CG standing next to a pair of hairy balls after the Kidd trade went down.



I really think Balls got some incriminating info on him. He's always Consensually Traping him.

I hope everyone enjoy this show except Quail and Oh Frye You Soundwave.


For the introduction of the 1st award here is RPF.

I'm just here not to be fined.....silence.........I guess it's time for the first presenter and category

Here is WWE Superstar The Miz


Welcome the The Sloemmys Award show, I'm glad that RPF and Eazy realize A+ talent when they see it and didn't bring that lowlife Damion Mizdow. With that being said here are the nominees for: BEST ACTOR IN SLOE

1. IamQuailMan - Acting like he would rage quitting when didn't sign Terrell Brandon in FA and Eric Murdock dying in TC after that contract
2. ballsohard - Acting like he would let Chad run this league
3. NOLa - Acting as if he would stay away from SLOe forever
4. coltsguy510 - Acting like a GM and getting to The Finals only to dismantle everything in typical coltsguy510 fashion

and the Sloemmy goes to...........
For acting like a real GM just to coltsguy510 it, congrats

I guess someone called about the language I was using and censored me....bastards.

RPF those Nominees were on point CG did pretend to be a GM and almost fooled me. Balls and NOLA probably orchestrated the whole quitting and returning thing. I was happy when they announced they quit. though I would be making a come up from 20 wins to 25 wins. Quail was just being well Quail. Sim league is his life if he had to choose between the Bucks and his soon to be wife he would choose the Bucks. He proved that last night going to Bucks vs Pels game. There are 41 homes games and he chose that one. Smh.

Well next to present the award for best couple is Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth

OOOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

These couple are unbreakable like me and my girl Elizabeth. A trading partner. A bond that will last til the end of time.

The nominees are......

Aburns & Wignosy - Spreewell trade

78 & Quail - Shaq Trade

Balls and Coltsguy - whatever star in their prime trades

Trell and all of his 2000 1sts - blowing the team for the love of 1st round picks.


and the Sloemmy goes to..........



Balls and Coltsguy







here's your trophy



Well be back after this short break.

Welcome back to the Show. I know you guys are like damn this was a long ass commercial break.Did They Quit? Is the Show over? Bills gotta get paid or we get fired. Kinda like Trell got fired form this Sim league for not showing up. Sorry for the wait.
Here to present the next award for Sloemmy Rookie of the year Award. Roman Reigns.

First off it is an honor to be presenting the Sloemmy award for Rookie of the Year. I was once a rookie trying to make it to the top. Started with The Shield, we broke up, worked hard and now I am almost there. My next Match at Wrestlemania vs Brock Lesnar I will win and be come the next WWE World Champ. Believe That!!!!!!

These rookie hopefuls also will one day be like me and make it to top. the nominees are


Elton Brand


Steve Francis



Jason Terry



Andre Miller





and the Sloemmy goes to......



Me Seth Rollins.......

I am the best. I deserve the rookie trophy and i am going to win the belt in two weeks.....I do have the Money In The Bank Briefcase and Imma give you a preview of the ass whipping you gonna receive.






Get out of here Seth or you will get another Spear. Believe That!!!!

Now the winner is.......


Elton Brand

Here comes our next presenter


The next category is BREAKOUT STAR OF THE YEAR

Jerry Stackhouse - Had an incredible year after almost dying in training camp and overcoming the Magic being coltsguy510'd
Ray Allen - Came out of no where this season with purple potential, too bad Eazy won't be able to train him
Jalen Rose - Had a great season at PG for IamQuailman and likes having Shaq down low....so I heard
Rasheed Wallace - Loved the change of scenery to the Hornets and really showed it until games 1 & 2 of the playoffs

and the winner is....

Jerry Stackhouse congrats

You know its illegal to slurp so hard on such a young boy

Next To present the Sloemmy Divas award are the Bella twins

When it comes to the Sim Leauge these GM are in a class of their own. When things are good they brag. They win games they on top of the world. When trades are in their favor the feel good. If things don't go their way they cry. If a trape happen that they weren't apart of they whine. If their rival diva nominee makes a come up they complain. If they don't get their way there's gonna be hell to pay. These are some special people. These GMs are just like us.

The nominees are


78

Balls

InnerGi

Conroy

Quail



and the winner is........



BALLS

and here is the chairman of the WWE to present The Money In The Bank award Mr. McMahon


Thanks for having me here to present the first money in the back award to an event so huge, I came here to present it myself. This event shook the SLOe down to it's foundation and changed the landscape of the league. We are talking about the trade of Shaquille O'Neal from the lowly Rockets to the smug Bucks. IamQuailman gave up a lot to get Shaq but didn't Jalen Rose..smh. And for that 78 and

Congrats IamQuailman, 78, Jalen & Shaq

Calm down Shaq I'm married. What do you think of the awards show so far Marshawn?

Next up is Thread of the Year Award

presented by Shane O Mac




This Sloemmy is for the best Thread and hands down this was the best one I've seen this year. In depth analysis and info for everyone to use. It's at the top of the Media Thread for a reason.


The award for thread of the year goes to

Kucoach7

How to Train your player.

Our next presenter is the one and only



Can I get a hell yeah!!!!!! Well what I'm out here for is the OMG SHOCKING MOMENT OF THE YEAR. I could really give a shit about this because each and every one them deserves a good old fashion ass kicking. Here are the nominees.

Shaq Trade
Magic Finals Appearance
DarthVegito resignation
Return of Ballsohard and NOLa
Stackhouse Decline

And the winner is....DarthVegito resignation
That mealy mouth somebitch ain't here no more to accept the award so

I'll do this one myself ya dig. What we got here is the Rivalry of the Year and here are them nominees

Kings vs Lakers
Bucks vs Raptors
Sonics vs Knicks
Celtics vs Nets
Darth vs Shadow Council

and the winner is...

Darth vs Shadow Council cause they fuc'd that dude outta his own league haha, that shit was gangsta. Then they told him to Congrats lil homies on yall

I'm so happy see these dudes back together and here to present Tag Team of the Year


We are here to give you the nominees for the Tag Team of the Year. We had some good teams this year and here are the best of the best.

Gugliotta & Rider
Kevin Garnett & Jason Kidd
Ray Allen, Glenn Robinson & Shareef Abdur-Rahim
Shawn Kemp & Cedric Ceballos
Michael Finley & Elton Brand
Kings

The Sloemmy goes too.....
The whole damn KINGS roster, Congrats on your . That whole damn team is stacked.

I accept this award

These are the awards that were given out earlier but didn't make it here

LOL MOMENT OF THE YEAR
Sonics losing @ Hawks - 121-64 & Sonics trading everyone for 1sts in the worst draft ever

ANTI-GRAVITY MOMENT OF THE YEAR
Sim League League Chat decline

THIS IS AWESOME MOMENT OF THE YEAR
Shaquille O'Neal 51 points and 17 rebounds against the Cavs

SURPRISE RETURN OF THE YEAR
Ballsohard, Trell, NOLa & PrepP

Give all those dudes a round of applause. Here's your Sloemmy guys you deserve it

Here is the next superstar presenter The Undertaker



The is the part where we morn the loss of players who declined during this past season's Training Camp.

REST IN PEACE!!!!!!!!

I'm liking this shit here, our next presenter is.......

I'm glad to be here to present the SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR brother. These dude have torn up the Sim League this season and don't look like they will slow down anytime soon. Here are your nominees

Anfernee Hardaway
Shawn Kemp
Alonzo Mourning




Welcome to the NWO & the winner is Shawn Kemp brother

Now for the last award of the evening The Sloemmys GM of the year Award to present this award


The Rock









The Rock Has Finally Come Back to Sloemmys!!!!!!!




The Rock says this last award is for the best GM not just good not just ok the best GM in the League. I am sure the Millions (Crowd yells "And Millions!!!!!") of The Rock fans agree the winner is well deserving of this award. We don't nominate Candy asses like Eazy P who can't even make the playoffs with a nice team. We nominate real GMs who get the job done.

The nominees are

Soundwave
NOLA
BALLS
RPF
Quail


and the winner is




NOLA.

He was the best GM this year and if anyone has a problem with that I will lay the Smackdown on your Cand Ass.



If you Smell le le le LAAAAAAHH!!!!! what the Rock is Cookin.

Thank you guys for tuning into our awards show. Hope it was entertaining. We were cut for time and did the best we could to make this enjoyable. thanks RPF for holding it down. Let us know what yall think about the show. Next time we will try to make it better. Thanks again

I wanted to thank Eazy and RPF for doing this show. I haven't been in so many mouth's in my life. I appreciate that, i needed to release a little sauce. <3

Damn, not even one nomination. Y'all suck and this was a waste of my Fryeing time. 0/10 would not read again

JNR wrote:Damn, not even one nomination. Y'all suck and this was a waste of my {expletive} time. 0/10 would not read again