MVP presser
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:09 pm
Chris Bosh enters the court on horseback, face painted and ready for war:
Bosh: Sons of Toronto, I am Chris Bosh.
Young soldier: Chris Bosh is 7 feet tall.
Bosh: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the Hawks with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I AM CHRIS BOSH. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?
Veteran soldier: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.
Bosh: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!
Bosh: Sons of Toronto, I am Chris Bosh.
Young soldier: Chris Bosh is 7 feet tall.
Bosh: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the Hawks with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I AM CHRIS BOSH. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?
Veteran soldier: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.
Bosh: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!