#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

Oh, you were expecting eye candy? Sorry, too bad. We here in DC are coming off yet another partly cloudy season that ended with a quick, but fierce storm system that came down from the New Jersey area. Yes, even though we survived Troy Murphy's terrible injury and reached the playoffs, once again we failed to make an impact.

Our dry season was even dryer than normal, with not much notable to report. We re-signed the guys we felt we had to, signed the few guys we felt could help, and watched TC pass with generally fair winds, and one isolated shower. Also, our captain, Kirk, stepped down as executive producer and retired to San Antonio, so you can blame him for the format change. We'll miss him, but at the same time we welcome some of the new staff members coming in, such as JaVale McGee.

And now what you've all been waiting for, the upcoming forecast. And...*takes a deep breath*



...get your gear ready folks, because it's likely to storm soon. Look outside and it's pretty gray, a few big clouds here and there. Expect it to stay that way today and into the evening, but by Friday we're expecting the first few showers to start rolling in, and perhaps heavier rainfall moving into next week. Now we don't know if this system will spread around the nation or just live and die in DC, but we do expect rain. Of course, daily weather forecasts are always iffy, but don't be surprised if you get a surprise, know what I mean? This is Xist, and that was your weather report. Oh, and here's your eye candy.