#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

This year, we'd like to do an interpretive presentation representative of our team. See below.



But seriously, folks. We let our vets leave, we missed out on some amazing FA pieces to pair with Rajon, and so we signed a garbage heap of young talent hoping a few of them prove their worth. They are each paid less than 6% of our cap space, and that number will only get smaller as the cap goes up. Jonny Flynn has already washed out, and we've burned him alive (see above).

We're hoping to find some nice surprises in our pickups, and we'll work to build through the draft, trades, and next year's free agency for additional help.

Our Projected starting lineup will not strike fear into anyone's hearts. But our second unit will compete against all the other second units favorably, and we will run other teams into the ground. If we can't be the best, we'll just try and injure the best.

Lineup:
C - Darko "wing Duck" Milicic
PF - Keith "Is this where I parked my" Van Horn
SF - James "You do the Hokey" Posey
SG - Rashad "Are you a McCann or a" McCants
PG - Rajon "Paul Van Damme" Rondo

I'll now take your questions.

GWR: Is the person in charge of signing free agents the same person who's in charge of giving your starters nicknames? Because if so, that makes a lot of sense.

JNR wrote:GWR: Is the person in charge of signing free agents the same person who's in charge of giving your starters nicknames? Because if so, that makes a lot of sense.

Punny you should ask, as a matter of fact, it is.