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Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 3:21 pm
by JNR
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Wilbon: Pardon the interruption, I’m Mike Wilbon. We’re fresh off of the All Star Break, Tony, and teams are surging, peaking, or imploding. It’s PBSL fireworks and we’re already a month into 2008! Been keeping up on your New Year’s Resolution Tony?
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Kornheiser: Pardon the interruption, I’m Tony Kornheiser. My resolution was to grow my hair back, so as you can see it’s going great. Welcome to the show everyone. Today we’re going to talk about the all star game festivities, we’re going to focus on the revamped Pacific division, and Wilbon and I are going to read fanmail from our adoring fans. But first these headlines.

HEADLINES

HOLLYWOOD STAR


Kornheiser: We just got done with one of the most dramatic All Star Games in recent memory, with the West needing a last second turnaround jumper from Chris Bosh to win 153-152. But the real stars of the All Star game where LA players Kobe Bryant, who scored 30, and rookie Kevin Durant, who put up 24/5/5 and took home the MVP trophy. Durant is 19 years old, Mike, and already he’s got hardware. Was this Durant’s coming out party?

Wilbon: This season has been his coming out party. I don’t know how people could ignore this kid. He is a rookie, can’t drink yet, and he’s averaging 24 points a game on 56% from the field and 91% from the line. NINETY ONE PERCENT! The Clippers have a great team around this kid, and it’s crazy to me that on a team with Dirk and Jalen Rose, this teenager may be the best player on the team. It almost makes you wonder why they aren’t better, Tony.

Kornheiser: That’s easy, defense and youth. But both of those things will change, and it’s got to be nice to be a Clippers fan for once. Durant looks like he’s everything we wanted LeBron to be, and that won’t be his only award this season.

BLAZED AND CONFUSED

Wilbon: The Portland Trailblazers have to be one of the strangest front offices in the league. After trading Raja Bell and Drew Gooden for Pau Gasol, they just shipped him off to Atlanta for a late first round pick and Luke Walton, he of 1.6ppg. The Blazers have made questionable decisions in the past based on fit concerns. Does this move take the cake?

Kornheiser: Let’s save the cake for now, Mike, and talk about Pau Gasol. Yes, the Blazers traded Dirk in a strange move before, but this one may actually make sense. Pau has bounced around. This is now his third team since leaving Memphis, and everywhere he’s gone it’s been the same complaint: Pau doesn’t fit in the front court. Maybe that will change in Atlanta, but maybe Pau is more trouble than he’s worth. We should consider that.

Wilbon: Okay, I’ll consider it…AND THEN IMMEDIATELY DISMISS IT. Come on, Tony! This is Pau Gasol we’re talking about! He’s a walking double double. One of the strongest players in the league. Just because some teams can’t figure out how to utilize him doesn’t mean he’s the problem. And even if he has a personality issue, GM Wig Nosy can invite him into his office and show him the 4 rings he’s won. This is a great move by Atlanta, and a headscratcher for Portland. A headscratcher!

BROKEN BARON

Kornheiser: The All Star game is supposed to be an exhibition with no real winner or loser, but there was a big loser this year: the 76ers and Baron Davis. After a routine pass in the first quarter, Baron planted his foot wrong and broke a bone in his leg. He’s out for the rest of the season, and we’ve seen this have effects on multiple players over the years. What do you think about Baron’s break, Wilbon?

Wilbon: I think it’s a tragedy, and I think we need to do something about the All Star game. I know it’s a fun event, Tony, but it’s just so unfair that a team can send the best point guard in the league to an exhibition name, and because of a freak accident he’s gone for the year and your season is essentially over. No one deserves that.

Kornheiser: So you want to get rid of the All Star game? What if Baron plants his foot wrong against the Bucks? Then it’s suddenly okay? Injuries happen, Wilbon.

Wilbon: Yes, they do, and someone like Carmelo Anthony stays home that weekend, not selected to the All Star game, and he benefits from it because that’s one less chance to hurt himself. I’m not saying anything about getting rid of the game, I’m just saying something needs to be done.

Kornheiser: You’re not saying anything, that much we can agree on. Okay, folks, we’re gonna take a quick break, then we’ll come back with mail time.

Re: Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 3:28 pm
by RPF
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Re: Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 3:32 pm
by JNR
Wilbon: Welcome back to PTI. It’s time to check the mail. What’ve we got first?
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Wilbon: Well before today I’d say Pau Gasol, and I would’ve been right. But if I had to guess now, I’d say Jamaal Magliore would be on another team. He’s a defensive force, the Spurs don’t want or need him, and someone somewhere is going to pay that low price.

Kornheiser: What a boring pick, everyone’s been predicting Big Cat out of San Antonio. I’m going bold, Wilbon. Give me Kyle Lowry.

Wilbon: You’re nuts.

Kornheiser: Am I? Simmons is hurt, the Grizzlies need to keep pace at the top of the division, and Lowry is the best asset they have to get immediate help. I think they’ll need a great player to keep up with the Nuggets, and the price will be Lowry. What’s next?
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Kornheiser: Well, I’m not a GM, I’m not on the phone with these guys every day. But a few GMs have expressed their disgust with people who don’t respond. And me? I’m with ‘em! It’s human decency. If someone says hi to me, I respond. If someone wants to borrow sugar, I let them have sugar. If someone offers me I trade I tell them yes or no.

Wilbon: You’ve never lent me any sugar, Tony, and it’s no surprise because you’re being way too sweet here!

Kornheiser: Oof.

Wilbon: Like that, huh?

Kornheiser: Not remotely.

Wilbon: GMs don’t owe anything to anyone else. Everyone is on a quest to make their own team better in this league. If I think your offer is insulting, and doesn’t represent a fair deal, why should I dignify that with a response? If I’m a GM in PBSL I’m going to have people leave voicemails with their trade offers and only return the ones I like.

Kornheiser: You don’t need any sugar, but you’ve got plenty of salt. What’s the last one?
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Wilbon: When wasn’t it? An injury kept them from repeating last year, but they’re still the best team in the league, and apologies to the Bucks, Nuggets, and Celtics, but it isn’t really close. They’ve got the best defense by 2.5 points. That’s insane Tony! 18-3 over their last 21. The Kings are going to the finals again this year. Book it.

Kornheiser: We’ve been disagreeing too much, haven’t we? I think we have. I’m with you 1000%. Something that’s crazy to me: Tracy McGrady is the best player in the league, and Tracy McGrady is also the most underrated player in the league! He’s averaging 33/8/7 on 58% from the floor. Fifty eight! I don’t make it to 58% of my scheduled appearances. That’s an amazing figure, Wilbon.

Wilbon: Sounds like someone needs to be better with time management. We’ll be back soon with our Happy Time and Big Finish.

Re: Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 3:35 pm
by JNR
Wilbon: It’s Happy Time, everybody!

HAPPY 28TH, ANDREI!

Wilbon: Happy birthday this week to Andrei Kirilenko of the Hawks! Andrei is having a productive year off the bench, averaging 9.5 points and 6 rebounds.

Kornheiser: The Hawks are planning on getting him a ring for his birthday, it’ll just be a few months late.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, PBSL ALL STARS!

Kornheiser: Happy Anniversary to the PBSL All Stars of 2005. Two years ago this week they set a PBSL record with a combined 328 points, it’s like a bowling score.

Wilbon: Better than bowling. Tim Duncan had 39 and Webber had 32. Pretty great game.

HAPPY TRAILS, ROBOT!

Wilbon: And happy trails to Robot Pack, who has announced that he will retire at the end of this season. Robot is a two time 6th man of the year, a two time all star, and he was the steals leader three times.

Kornheiser: Plus he has the best nickname in the league, Wilbon.

Wilbon: He does. I’m gonna miss you Robot.

Kornheiser: All right, time for the Big Finish.
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Kornheiser: Sonics finally have a playoff team, Wilbon – is this the new normal or just a good year?

Wilbon: New normal, they’ve got youth and talent, they should contend for a while. The Grizzlies are 4th in the West, are you surprised?

Kornheiser: I’m shocked, but that just shows you how good Michael Finley still is. 34 and he’s still got it. The Cavs are owned by the league and going nowhere fast. Think this team gets bought this season?

Wilbon: I don’t think so, Tony. Even with Chris Paul this team has some messes that need cleaning. Bigger surprise this season: Pistons or the Knicks?

Kornheiser: Pistons made the second round last year. What did the Knicks do? Nothing. Great job by Inner_GI giving this team an identity. Lakers are the 3 seed and Kobe is averaging 27 a game. Are we overlooking LA?

Wilbon: Teams under TrayWithAnA have always been good regular season teams. Call me when the playoff starts. Finally, is Rashard Lewis going to be the best player to never win a ring?

Kornheiser: It’s sad but it may be true. Almost 38 points a game and somehow it isn’t enough. We’re out of time, try to do better next time.

Wilbon: Be sure to subscribe to our podcast on iTunes. We’ll see you next time, knuckleheads.

Woman whisper: PTI…

Re: Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 3:44 pm
by IamQuailman
I don't really care about most of this, but I just wish Tony would talk about the Bucks more.

Re: Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:02 am
by TrayWithAnA
Good stuff


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Re: Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:39 am
by IamQuailman
Seriously though, this was a great write-up as always. I feel like I'm actually watching/reading an exchange between Tony and Wilbon

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Re: Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 3:32 pm
by IamQuailman
Awarded 5 points! Thanks for your contribution

Re: Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 3:32 pm
by 78#
Great article. Really enjoyed it.

Re: Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 11:13 am
by IamQuailman
IamQuailman wrote:Awarded 5 points! Thanks for your contribution
This article qualifies for 5 POINTS because it is league centric and completed.

Re: Pardon The Interruption: Episode 4

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 2:02 pm
by JNR
IamQuailman wrote:
IamQuailman wrote:Awarded 5 points! Thanks for your contribution
This article qualifies for 5 POINTS because it is league centric and amazing in every conceivable way.
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