#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

I think this speaks volumes for itself. IF YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND MAYBE YOU ARE JUST A Fryeing RETARD. Sorry that was an overreaction.



Pick 1: Detroit Pistons select LaMarcus Aldridge
Outlook: JESUS TITTY FCUKING CHRIST! COULD YOU NOT MAKE A MORE OBVIOUS PICK? I MEAN IF YOU HAD REALLY TAKING RUDY GAY, I WOULD'VE SLAPPED YOU WITH MY CRYING CAM NEWTON MEME.

I thought the first pick was possibly rushed.

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Pick 2: Seattle Supersonics select Rajon Rondo.
Outlook: GO FIGURE, I THOUGHT HE WOULD FALL TO THE ROCKETS SINCE THIS <expletive deleted> LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN AND WOULD BE JUST RIGHT ON A ROCKET SHIP. SONICS NEED JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND THEY TAKE A GUY WHO CANT SCORE A BUCKET IF IT WAS DRUNK AND ROOFIED. I MEAN AT LEAST HE'LL PASS THE BALL TO ANDERSON VAREJAO WHO WILL BREAK HIS LEG GOING FOR A LAYUP (AND MISS)

NOLa. wrote:I thought the first pick was possibly rushed.

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IT WAS MORE RUSHED THAN A DENVER DEFENSIVE END LAST NIGHT. MAYBE HE SHOULD'VE JUST DRAFTED VON MILLER

Pick 3: Atlanta Hawks select Rudy Gay
Outlook: MORE LIKE ATLANTA CAWKS. GREAT PICK. RUDY IS A CUTE NAME. JUST LIKE HIS DEFENSE IS REAL CUTE. REAL FRYEING CUTE. CAN'T WAIT TIL HE LOCKS DOWN STUDS LIKE PAUL PIERCE AND JAMES JONES.

Cavs in the mainstream media. Q Score on the rise.

Invest now.

42PhD wrote:Cavs in the mainstream media. Q Score on the rise.

Invest now.

I JUST BOUGHT 500,000% OF YOUR ORGANIZATION. IS THAT ENOUGH?

IamQuailman wrote:

42PhD wrote:Cavs in the mainstream media. Q Score on the rise.

Invest now.

I JUST BOUGHT 500,000% OF YOUR ORGANIZATION. IS THAT ENOUGH?

More zeros, like the Amare Stat Line

IamQuailman wrote:I think this speaks volumes for itself. IF YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND MAYBE YOU ARE JUST A Fryeing RETARD. Sorry that was an overreaction.



Pick 1: Detroit Pistons select LaMarcus Aldridge
Outlook: JESUS TITTY FCUKING CHRIST! COULD YOU NOT MAKE A MORE OBVIOUS PICK? I MEAN IF YOU HAD REALLY TAKING RUDY GAY, I WOULD'VE SLAPPED YOU WITH MY CRYING CAM NEWTON MEME.

Hey! There's nothing wrong with taking Rudy Gay at #1!

42PhD wrote:

IamQuailman wrote:

42PhD wrote:Cavs in the mainstream media. Q Score on the rise.

Invest now.

I JUST BOUGHT 500,000% OF YOUR ORGANIZATION. IS THAT ENOUGH?

More zeros, like the Amare Stat Line

Glol

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Pick 4: Seattle Supersonics select Brandon Roy.
Outlook: AND JUST LIKE THAT, BRANDON ROY WAS SELECTED. AND JUST LIKE THAT, BRANDON ROY TORE HIS ACL PUTTING ON A SONICS HAT. ROY ISN'T A BAD LOOK FOR THE SONICS; BETTER START INVESTING IN YOUR MEDICAL STAFF.

Action: Wig starts his Live Blog.
Outlook: WTF, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A TRADITION DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BURY MEEEEEEEEEEEE. HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pick 5: The VanMemphis Grizzlies select Kyle Lowry.
Outlook: IT'S ON THE RECORD THAT LOCO HATES WHITE POINT GUARDS, AND THIS IS EVEN MORE PROOF. KYLE LAWLRY IS A LUXURY, NOT A NECESSITY. THEN AGAIN, THERE ARE SO MANY NEEDS ON THIS TEAM... THERE IS NO LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL. NO END IN SIGHT FOR THIS TANK. WHAT WAS HE THINKING

Pick 6: The Chicago Bulls select Paul Milsap.
Outlook: I MEAN THIS IS THE BEST PLAYER AVAILABLE I GUESS, BUT HERE'S TO ANOTHER WASTED YEAR OF STEPHEN JACKSON. BY THE TIME MILSAP IS SERVICEABLE, JACKSON GUNNA BE PUNCHIN GRANNIES IN A NURSING HOME WHEN HE LOSES A GAME OF BINGO.

Pick 7: Seattle Supersonics select Andrea Bargnani.
Outlook: DARTH MAY AS WELL HAVE PICKED ANDREA FROM WALKING DEAD (COMIC, NOT SHOW). SHE HAS A BETTER SHOT THAN HIM. PLUS SHE'S PRETTIER TOO. PRETTY SURE SHE WORKS HARDER ON D THAN BARGNANI TOO. THEN AGAIN, I GUESS WHEN DARTH LOOKS AT HIS FACE IN THE MIRROR EVERYDAY, ANYTHING IS PRETTIER.

IamQuailman wrote:Pick 7: Seattle Supersonics select Andrea Bargnani.
Outlook: DARTH MAY AS WELL HAVE PICKED ANDREA FROM WALKING DEAD (COMIC, NOT SHOW). SHE HAS A BETTER SHOT THAN HIM. PLUS SHE'S PRETTIER TOO. PRETTY SURE SHE WORKS HARDER ON D THAN BARGNANI TOO. THEN AGAIN, I GUESS WHEN DARTH LOOKS AT HIS FACE IN THE MIRROR EVERYDAY, ANYTHING IS PRETTIER.

Pick 8: Cleveland Cavaliers select Daniel Bryan
Outlook: CAN THE CAVS TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS? THIS IS DESTROYING THE INTEGRITY OF THE DRAFT AND COULD CAUSE THE LEAGUE TO COMPLETELY DISINTEGRATE./.

OMFG HAS THIS BITCH REALLY STOPPED COMMENTATING HIS OWN THREAD ALREADY!!! UGH JUST LIKE A BUCK, COLLAPSES DOWN THE HOME STRETCH!!!

Pick 8: Cavaliers select Randy Foye.
Outlook: OH BOY, ANOTHER PLAYER THAT DOESN'T PLAY DEFENSE! JUST WHAT CLEVELAND NEEDS!

Pick 9: The Golden State Warriors select Steve Novak.
Outlook: WELL THIS WAS A REAL SUCCESSFUL TANK. UNLOAD A BUNCH OF SHIT TO GET THE 9TH PICK IN THE DRAFT AND THEN USE IT ON A GUY LIKE STEVE FREAKIN NOVAK AKA WHITE CHEESE. WARRIORS ARE SETTING THEMSELVES UP FOR ANOTHER MID LOTTO PICK NICELY.

Pick 10: The Los Angeles Lakers select Thabo Sefolosha.
Outlook: YIPPEE SKIPPY, NO OFFENSE PERIMETER DEFENDERS WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS. LA HAS ANOTHER ONE COMING. THEY WON'T EVEN NEED BALLSOHARD SHADOW GMING THIS TIME... ASSUMING THEY CHANGE MORE THAN JUST PACE AND MOTION THIS SEASON.

Pick 11: The New Jersey Nets select Tyrus Thomas.
Outlook: GERALD WALLACE, WATCH OUT. YOUR ONE-FOOT OUT THE DOOR, BRO! ATLANTIC NEEDS TO BE REAL SCARED

Pick 12: The Houston Rockets select Ronnie Brewer.
Outlook: Decent pick. Things looking up for the Rockets.

Pick 13: The San Antonio Spurs select Jordan Farmar.
Outlook: MORE LIKE EAZY IS A FARMER FOR WACK ASS GUARDS UNLESS YOUR NAME IS RAY ALLEN. FARMER SPELLS REBUILD FOR THE SPURS. TIME TO DROWN OURSELVES IN THE RIO GRANDE, ALL 2 FT DEEP OF IT.

Pick 14: The New York Knicks select Shannon Brown.
Outlook: LOOK AT THE POTENITAL, HOW DID HE FALL? OH, THAT'S RIGHT. POINT GUARD WITH A PASS RATING OF 2. I CAN SEE THIS AS THE START OF THE END OF MELO IN NYC, AS NOW HE HAS A PG THAT CAN'T FORCE FEED HIM THE BALL.