SLOE Short Stories: A Collection

[IamQuailman]

So the other day NOLa discovered a Plot Generator on the interwebz... and lots of lulz were had. And I thought... HEY! What about making a thread solely dedicated to these SLOE Short Stories.

the website we are using is here: www.plot-generator.org.uk

Feel free to post the story and the link in your posts... HAPPY WRITING!

[IamQuailman]

Two Sensitive Uncles Tearing it down to the Beat

A Short Story
by SLOE


Balls OHard looked at the inflated rings in his hands and felt disgruntled.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his racist surroundings. He had always loved boisterous Los Angeles with its slimy, salty Staples Center. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel disgruntled.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Inner GI. Inner was a self-tooting burgular with smelly e-p33n and nerdy scrotum.

Balls gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a jealous, anxious, Surge and cum drinker with hairless e-p33n and short scrotum. His friends saw him as a panicky, perfect puppeteer. Once, he had even revived a dying, Inner's emotions.

But not even a jealous person who had once revived a dying, Inner's emotions, was prepared for what Inner had in store today.

The rain hammered like out-coaching Lakers, making Balls sassafrass.

As Balls stepped outside and Inner came closer, he could see the important glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want freedom from Ball's Shadow GMing," Inner bellowed, in a flamboyant tone. He slammed his fist against Balls's chest, with the force of 5852 Sonics. "I frigging hate you, Balls OHard."

Balls looked back, even more sassafrass and still fingering the inflated rings. "Inner, enjoy my championship," he replied.

They looked at each other with devestated feelings, like two greasy, grubby Grizzlies building a legacy at a very antagonizing NBA Finals, which had hip hop music playing in the background and two sensitive uncles tearing it down to the beat.

Balls regarded Inner's smelly e-p33n and nerdy scrotum. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Inner.

"Please?" begged Balls with puppy dog eyes.

Inner looked overjoyed, his body blushing like a cloudy, chubby cap space.

Then Inner came inside for a nice drink of Surge and cum.
THE END

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[IamQuailman]

Tani the Vampire Slayer
A Teen Vampire Story
by Quailman

There's a retooled new boy in Sacramento and he has everybody talking. Stunningly enlarged and devastatingly drunk, all the boys want him. However, Tracy McGrady has a secret - he's a ignorant vampire.

Tani NOLa is a tenacious, overpowered boy who enjoys mutual masterbation. He becomes fascinated by Tracy who can stop McGrady's Testicles with his bare hands. He doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.

His best friend, an over-fapped Minotaur called Karl, helps Tani begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the slimy, OP Tani's ego.

When bodies start turning up all over Sacramento, Tani begins to fear the worst. The Minotaur urges her to report Tracy to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him?

He may resist Tracy's bite, but can he resist his charms?

Will he be caught fapping with the vampire?
Praise for Tani the Vampire Slayer
"Bursting with originality. A tenacious boy falling for a enlarged vampire has simply never been done before."
- The Daily Tale
"About as moving as a cow stuck in a bog, but Tani the Vampire Slayer does deliver an important message about not having a Minotaur for a friend."
- Enid Kibbler
"A slimy, OP Tani's ego would be my first choice too. This must be based on a true story, you couldn't make this stuff up!"
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop


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