#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

As you may have heard, I'm in dire need of points. Lucky you, because you know what that means?
So hello and welcome to the 2004 NBA Draft Lottery. I'm your host, Enrique, GM of the VanMemphis Grizzlies. AS usual, we'd like to begin tonight by officially closing the book on last season, and give a final congratulations to Inner_GI and the Los Angeles Lakers, your 2003-2004 NBA Champions

Tonight however, we are preparing to enter another exciting year of SLOE basketball. The Lotto is the beginning of that, as tonight we find out where the league's future stars will begin their careers. Without further ado, lets meet some of the young men that are in attendance tonight:

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What a great bunch of players! Before we move on to the unveiling of the Lottery order, lets take a look at what they looked like at the end of the season, before the lotto balls are revealed:

1.Detroit Pistons 18-64
2.San Antonio Spurs (From NYK) 23-59
3.Detroit Pistons (From PHX) 25-57
4.Denver Nuggets 28-54
5.Utah Jazz (From SEA) 29-53
6.New Jersey Nets 30-52
7.Sacramento Kings 30-52
8.Orlando Magic (From PHI) 31-51
9.Chicago Bulls 33-49
10.Phoenix Suns (From CLE) 35-47
11.Miami Heat 36-46
12.Minnesota Timberwolves 37-45
13.Boston Celtics (From POR) 38-44

fuuuuuuck

And now, without further adieu, it's time to announce your 2004 NBA Draft Lotto Order!!

NOLa. wrote:fuuuuuuck

"Shucks, just a few losses from having a potentially meaningful pick?"

#norepeat

Hilarious

Still waiting for that first jump...

nervous as Frye

My body is ready

welp

erection engage

https://youtu.be/ry4iwzS4Na0/ for Sac

thank god draft picks are worthless

Thunder!!!