#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

You know how it is. People get in they emotions, overstep their bounds, and shit goes down.
I heard Jeezy say - If you a hater and you know it, Frye YOU!
But that's too much energy to be wasting outside the lines.
We here for business, and we gonna handle some.
Certainly ain't everybody, but the people rooting against us gonna be disappointed.
Only thing that matters is in our locker room, and we got DOG in this bitch!
Gonna fly by 15 wins and continue our mission.
I know some people talking about 15 wins as an easy threshold, but it's a little different when everybody need em.
Already seen one GM trade a pick, because in reality he know he ain't gonna make it.
He probably should have quit when he was drowning in them alligator tears.
Not us though, we got this without a problem or a hesitation.
We got a return for Mark Price before the monkey wrench was thrown.
I ain't gonna say the return was decent, but at the time it served a couple purposes.
Then, we STRATEGICALLY targeted free agents that would be useful for the teams who's picks we hold, because we don't really want them to do that well with us having the pick and all.
Because we were playing this game with intention we have some firepower to go get that mark easily.
Speaking of Mark, he was the best signing we got in free agency. Him and Michael Cage will enforce the paint area and rebound.
I have no problem with them deferring shots on the other end because I picked up some chuckers in Aguirre and Scott. Them boys don't shoot for percentage, but as volume shooters, they can show their asses enough to get wins here and there.
We had to double back on the market to add depth, and once again, remove talent from the pool that our opponents could use against us.
Now we have a deep and intentional build that will rebound at a high level and defend decently.
PG is a concern, but there are enough games against teams that won't be able to capitolize on that.
We'll be just fine.
Starting lineup looks like this:

Mark West
Michael Cage
Mark Aguirre
Byron Scott
Brad Davis

If you ask a question, be prepared for the answer.

Even if you do get Shaq, you will still be on the draft clock many more times this draft. Besides Shaq, who are some of the players you are eyeing as potential franchise cornerstones?

WigNosy wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2026 3:16 pm Even if you do get Shaq, you will still be on the draft clock many more times this draft. Besides Shaq, who are some of the players you are eyeing as potential franchise cornerstones?

I want to respectfully acknowledge that you're asking me to tip my hand, and I am famously skilled at avoiding that, but will indulge you this time.
You especially know that I like the athletes, so Zo is an easy call.
I am pretty disappointed in the file on Latrell Sprewell, but Doug Christie and Laettner look solid.
I'll be looking to grab some combination of them, and I won't hold up the draft.
Promise you that.

What would you do if more severe penalties were imposed on you for your UNETHICAL roster building this off-season?

IamQuailman wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2026 3:34 pm What would you do if more severe penalties were imposed on you for your UNETHICAL roster building this off-season?

Not sure I know what you mean.
I thought the rule change was to prevent tanking, not to punish me personally.
Mostly it harmed other teams more, because you were so busy sucking them off for tanking "ethically," you didn't notice their teams are worse than mine.
I don't know how far you can shove your hand up your ass to pull something out, but I'll obviously continue to strategically pursue a championship, regardless of anyone else cheating.
That's all I'm chasing in reality.

What was it like to have your integrity attacked by people who don’t even know you?

Serious question.

Also serious question, what was it like asking me a question out of your butt

And an actually serious question, when do you start trading your 92 picks? After the 1st pick? 2nd pick? 3rd pick? 4t…

No I’m not done yet, hold up


After the 4th pick? 5th pick? 6th pick? 7th pick? 8th pick? 9th pick?

..10th pick?

And if you do move any picks, will you move them with or without integrity?


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What’s it like to deal with the devil


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greepleairport wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2026 12:31 am Last question

What’s it like to deal with the devil

Better than you can imagine.
She smells delicious!