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Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 10:19 am
by AngryBanana
Good Morning everyone. We’re all here today because we climbed the mountain top. A lot of people didn’t believe in us. We made moves that others thought were the bad end of a trape. We were called dirty and claimed to have earned an asterisk championship. Well I got one word for all you haters out there.

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The Boston Celtics are 1990 NPBSL champions and are so happy about it. I was going to be subtle with my championship celebration, however the comments I made above attribute to me feeling myself and the accomplishments we EARNED this season.

We won the Ship
The Boat
The Sea Liner
The Great Lakes Freighter
The Cable Ferry
The Canin Crusier
The Recreational Trawler
The Paddle Streamer
The Pleasure Image Barge
The Outrigger
The Freshwater Vessel
The Naval Drifter
The Water Rambo
The Landing Craft
The Saltwater Lugger
The Sea Tugger
The Luxury Fryeing Yacht
The Boston <expletive deleted> Whaler

For the next part of our presentation. We are going to unveil our championship ring that every person in the organization will receive. Thank you Mr. King for your willingness to go all out for these rings.

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Next. Here is the banner that will be hung from the rafters of the Boston Garden to commemorate our championship ring.

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Ok. Now that we have all the celebratory things out of the way. I’d like to take some time to actually talk about what happened last season and what we plan for this season.

We went into last year thinking we had a chance at a championship for sure, but seeing some of the other heavy hitters out there we knew our team, as constructed, were probably not in place to make the wins needed. We weren’t gritty enough and relied way too much on Hakeem, o matter how much I tried not to. So we made moves to improve the roster. We loved Craig and what he brought but knew we had to move on from him. Same for Mark Jackson. Jackson is a top tier PG, but we already have one of those with Terry and were offered a golden nugget to improve our roster how we knew would best fit us. So we were able to bring in Otis Thorpe, Reggie Lewis, and Jerome Kersey. They were all key cogs in our run and really made our team a more complex team. We also got the sniper, Larry Bird who was a contributor off the bench.

That was proven when Hakeem was on the shelf for over a month. We didn’t complain about the player being sidelined and how our team can’t compete without him. Instead we kept moving forward and secured our division. I truly believe if anyone was disrespected last year it was Hakeem. He was on an MVP season before and after his injury, he just didn’t play enough to be considered.

We then went on a major tear in the playoffs, where our guys had a serious chip on their shoulder for being underdogs. We had a hell of a run. We beat the #3 seed Bucks 4-1, #1 seed Bulls 4-1, and the #1 overall seed SuperSonics 4-1 on our way to win it all. We were the underdog in every series but we showed up and put the work in.

To address the complaints some have about a player getting a migraine in game 1 of the finals… this is a team sport. You have other players on the court that are also outstanding players and if you rely on one player to win it all, maybe that says something about your coaching ability and teams depth (like cutting a player to get under the tax cap who would have been a great player to have in the finals after that injury Image)

Anyways. On to this year. We were very happy with Hot Rod, but when we saw an opportunity to get a guy that we have long admired in Larry Johnson, we took the chance on him. I’m always looking to evolve, and LJ is the next iteration of this. We retained Reggie in RFA and are VERY excited to have him back. He was a game changer in the championship and showed tremendous ability in clutch situations, making KJ look human. Getting him on a four year team friendly deal was HUGE. We then got McHale in UFA and are very happy with it. We know he is in the twilight of his career, but that version of him practicing right now is better than arguably 70% of the bigs in the league and having him on a MLE is a great deal, even after his poor TC. We think we’re going to be good this year, but also know the competition will be tough. I think we have another division win, but let’s see as the season goes on what happens. We’re very much in the same situation we were in last season.

Our starters this season will be:
Terry Porter
Reggie Lewis
Jerome Kersey
Otis Thorpe
Hakeem Olajuwon


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Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 10:52 am
by JNR
GWR: What do you think your biggest weakness is this year? And do you plan on addressing your depth throughout the season?

Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 10:59 am
by AngryBanana
JNR wrote:GWR: What do you think your biggest weakness is this year? And do you plan on addressing your depth throughout the season?
The biggest weakness is not having a true playmaker off the bench. LJ is a scorer, but he is probably a season or two away from truly being that type of impact.

I am mostly happy with the depth we have currently. We are two deep at every position I feel like. The only thing is if we can turn Larry Bird into a better player that would be ideal.


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Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 11:18 am
by WigNosy
What do you say to the San Antonio fans that complained that Terry Porter should be ineligible to play in the Finals due to his third arm?

Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 11:22 am
by AngryBanana
WigNosy wrote:What do you say to the San Antonio fans that complained that Terry Porter should be ineligible to play in the Finals due to his third arm?
That Porter’s third arm is not illegal. There are no laws in place that prevent a person with three arms from playing. We have tanking laws now, so you know we are getting nitty gritty with the rules.

I’ll keep exploiting Porter’s third arm until I can’t anymore.


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Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 12:08 pm
by BigDaddyd8720
Picks Emmington of the SLOE Gazette,

There's rumors circling about that you may have had private conversations with your team to attack the Supersonics during the Finals, thus resulting in a serious head injury to Clyde which was clearly the reason behind you winning your first finals. What do you say to these rumors and are worried there might end up being an investigation by the league to determine whether or not these rumors are true?

Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 12:11 pm
by AngryBanana
BigDaddyd8720 wrote:Picks Emmington of the SLOE Gazette,

There's rumors circling about that you may have had private conversations with your team to attack the Supersonics during the Finals, thus resulting in a serious head injury to Clyde which was clearly the reason behind you winning your first finals. What do you say to these rumors and are worried there might end up being an investigation by the league to determine whether or not these rumors are true?
Nah. No worries. We know we are a standup org. We know that the HQ is being run by a similar entity to that which is involved with the SuperSonics. So we know that any investigation will be completely bogus and result in nothing serious.


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Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 1:13 pm
by logpmess
You seemingly brought in McHale to be a veteran presence off the bench. What contributions are you looking for from him?

Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 2:05 pm
by Eazy P
You will have a finals rematch vs the Sonics on the 15th. Do you think the Sonics will try to return the favor and take out your best player?

Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 2:53 pm
by Mike Lowry
Hey there Champ

First off, Congratulations on your season and your playoff run, and finally bringing another ship back to Boston.

Your heavy hitters are all squarely in their primes, but you said yourself that you were seen as an underdog on your way to the ship.
Do you consider yourself a front runner this season?
The saying is going from hunter to hunted, do you think you have the biggest target on your head?
Are you THE Team to beat?

Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 2:56 pm
by AngryBanana
logpmess wrote:You seemingly brought in McHale to be a veteran presence off the bench. What contributions are you looking for from him?
To bring a lack of drop off when Hakeem comes off the court. Also to be a great replacement in case of injury.


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Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 2:57 pm
by AngryBanana
Eazy P wrote:You will have a finals rematch vs the Sonics on the 15th. Do you think the Sonics will try to return the favor and take out your best player?
I’m not that concerned about it. It is what it is.


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Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 2:58 pm
by AngryBanana
Mike Lowry wrote:Hey there Champ

First off, Congratulations on your season and your playoff run, and finally bringing another ship back to Boston.

Your heavy hitters are all squarely in their primes, but you said yourself that you were seen as an underdog on your way to the ship.
Do you consider yourself a front runner this season?
The saying is going from hunter to hunted, do you think you have the biggest target on your head?
Are you THE Team to beat?
1. Thanks.
2. I think I’m a front runner to repeat as division champ. Past that it’s anyone’s game. Hell I could see me not getting past the second round again.
3. I probably don’t. I think it’s the Sonics and the Bucks for each conference’s biggest target.


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Re: Boston Celtics - 1990 NPBSL Championship Presser

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2026 12:43 am
by greepleairport
Running it back is a tough mission, one you said you could just as easily fail in the 2nd round. How do you rally your squad once again to achieve that same level of excellence?

Has Hakeem traveled to the future and back, salivating at the first chance to make Shaw his Son?


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