Boston Celtics Presser S7
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 10:08 am
Good Morning You Ugly People,
This Is Your GM Of The Boston Celtics AngryBanana
I Am Here Today Because I have To Be.
I Am Speaking To You From A Place Of Continued Annoyance And Frustration On How The Celtics Continue To Get Mistreated In The Offseason By This Stupid Game. I Traded Away My Pick With That Bum Ralph Sampson To Bring In Dominique Wilkins. It Was A Gamble That I Think Showed The Upside Of The Other Team On That Deal Because Naturally My Pick Jumped Up To Third In The Draft When It Should Have Been Closer To The Seventh Pick. You're Welcome, I Guess, BigD. I Will Say It Was Partially On Me As Well. I Needed To Win And I Just Couldn't Figure Out The Rotation And Gameplan. The Team would Go On Spurts, But I Thought The Injection Of Dominique Would Be Enough.
This Season We Did Some More Pivoting. We Traded The Other Wilkins For Lewis Lloyd (Because We Should Have Never Lost Him). We Feel That he Will Be A Better Compliment To THIS Roster Than Gerald. He Will Slide In At The Two Or The Three And We Will Keep Going From There. Hakeem Had A Stellar TC Where He May Now Be The Best, Most Complete, Big In The Game - Don't Come At Me With The Questions About McHale I Won't Answer Them. Dominique, Fresh Off A New Pay Day, Also Had A Good Camp And Should Look To Lead This Team. Finally Porter Also Did Well And Should Now Be A Starting Level Guard Who Can Fight For AN ASG Appearance and Hopefully Average A Double Double. Our Core Is Intact For The Long Term With Those Three For The Next Several Years. Hopefully Lloyd Equally Plays To A Good Level As Well And Is Another Piece As Well.
Any Questions?
This Is Your GM Of The Boston Celtics AngryBanana
I Am Here Today Because I have To Be.
I Am Speaking To You From A Place Of Continued Annoyance And Frustration On How The Celtics Continue To Get Mistreated In The Offseason By This Stupid Game. I Traded Away My Pick With That Bum Ralph Sampson To Bring In Dominique Wilkins. It Was A Gamble That I Think Showed The Upside Of The Other Team On That Deal Because Naturally My Pick Jumped Up To Third In The Draft When It Should Have Been Closer To The Seventh Pick. You're Welcome, I Guess, BigD. I Will Say It Was Partially On Me As Well. I Needed To Win And I Just Couldn't Figure Out The Rotation And Gameplan. The Team would Go On Spurts, But I Thought The Injection Of Dominique Would Be Enough.
This Season We Did Some More Pivoting. We Traded The Other Wilkins For Lewis Lloyd (Because We Should Have Never Lost Him). We Feel That he Will Be A Better Compliment To THIS Roster Than Gerald. He Will Slide In At The Two Or The Three And We Will Keep Going From There. Hakeem Had A Stellar TC Where He May Now Be The Best, Most Complete, Big In The Game - Don't Come At Me With The Questions About McHale I Won't Answer Them. Dominique, Fresh Off A New Pay Day, Also Had A Good Camp And Should Look To Lead This Team. Finally Porter Also Did Well And Should Now Be A Starting Level Guard Who Can Fight For AN ASG Appearance and Hopefully Average A Double Double. Our Core Is Intact For The Long Term With Those Three For The Next Several Years. Hopefully Lloyd Equally Plays To A Good Level As Well And Is Another Piece As Well.
Any Questions?