#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

So I was perusing team pages, eye-<expletive deleted>' some players and something caught my attention:

Shawn Bradley was the original leg day skipper. I looked at his Strength.... 99. Then glanced at his JMP.... 5. WTF bro? FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SKIP LEG DAY. I blame 42 and his late TC.

Bitches like to be on top when you are sitting with a jackfruit between your legs. Let's them feel they can control the pain, at least until you flex. I knew that. Assumed you did.


OHHHH.....

Shawn is like, your whole team skipped leg day.