#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

The bitch ass Pacers are too scared to submit a TC. They can't hang with the Magic no more. Oh they have Pierce? Frye him! I have Mike Fryeing Miller. They don't want Arenas. He'll Fryeing dominate that Baby Back Bitch Eddie House! No one wants to see the steaming shit that Battier's gonna take on Peja. The little bitch ass Pacers ain't good no more. They can't hang.

Also, I'd like to make a prediction for the season. The Orlando Magic will sweep the Bitch Ass Pacers on the season. That is all.

Who ends trash talk with a smiley?

IamQuailman wrote:Who ends trash talk with a smiley?

What are you talking about?

ninja edit

bumping for coltsguy. Since he was talking all that trash

The disrespect here is astounding!
I have the 7th most wins in league history (will pass BSH this season for 6th) and yet you wanna talk crap to Indy??
The Truth hasnt had too much to work with since i drafted him but this year he will have his best team ever around him and will win the MVP.
What will the Magic have? An extremely overpaid and shitty frontcourt of Jerome James (who?) and Rasheed Wallace (inflated numbers)
This isnt even fair. I shouldnt be picking on the less fortunate but hey you asked for it. Good luck getting to 40 wins

PaulyP wrote:The disrespect here is astounding!
I have the 7th most wins in league history (will pass BSH this season for 6th) and yet you wanna talk crap to Indy??
The Truth hasnt had too much to work with since i drafted him but this year he will have his best team ever around him and will win the MVP.
What will the Magic have? An extremely overpaid and shitty frontcourt of Jerome James (who?) and Rasheed Wallace (inflated numbers)
This isnt even fair. I shouldnt be picking on the less fortunate but hey you asked for it. Good luck getting to 40 wins

The Truth? The only truth I've seen out of Pierce is that he can't win. MVP? He's gotta do a little bit more than score. What will I have? A top tier scorer in Mike Miller, an elite guard in Gilbert Arenas, a versatile two-way player in Shane Battier, and a front court that will get shit done. That's not even mentioning the incredible depth I have. 40 wins will be luck for me? Bitch please, you'll be lucky to hit 30.

coltsguy510 wrote:

PaulyP wrote:The disrespect here is astounding!
I have the 7th most wins in league history (will pass BSH this season for 6th) and yet you wanna talk crap to Indy??
The Truth hasnt had too much to work with since i drafted him but this year he will have his best team ever around him and will win the MVP.
What will the Magic have? An extremely overpaid and shitty frontcourt of Jerome James (who?) and Rasheed Wallace (inflated numbers)
This isnt even fair. I shouldnt be picking on the less fortunate but hey you asked for it. Good luck getting to 40 wins

The Truth? The only truth I've seen out of Pierce is that he can't win. MVP? He's gotta do a little bit more than score. What will I have? A top tier scorer in Mike Miller, an elite guard in Gilbert Arenas, a versatile two-way player in Shane Battier, and a front court that will get shit done. That's not even mentioning the incredible depth I have. 40 wins will be luck for me? Bitch please, you'll be lucky to hit 30.

And you won't get past the Hawks since you single handedly allowed the team to remain together for absolutely no reason, plus they may not even be the best team (maybe).

So, have fun with the rest of us fighting to lose last. I hope it was worth it.

42PhD wrote:

coltsguy510 wrote:

PaulyP wrote:The disrespect here is astounding!
I have the 7th most wins in league history (will pass BSH this season for 6th) and yet you wanna talk crap to Indy??
The Truth hasnt had too much to work with since i drafted him but this year he will have his best team ever around him and will win the MVP.
What will the Magic have? An extremely overpaid and shitty frontcourt of Jerome James (who?) and Rasheed Wallace (inflated numbers)
This isnt even fair. I shouldnt be picking on the less fortunate but hey you asked for it. Good luck getting to 40 wins

The Truth? The only truth I've seen out of Pierce is that he can't win. MVP? He's gotta do a little bit more than score. What will I have? A top tier scorer in Mike Miller, an elite guard in Gilbert Arenas, a versatile two-way player in Shane Battier, and a front court that will get shit done. That's not even mentioning the incredible depth I have. 40 wins will be luck for me? Bitch please, you'll be lucky to hit 30.

And you won't get past the Hawks since you single handedly allowed the team to remain together for absolutely no reason, plus they may not even be the best team (maybe).

So, have fun with the rest of us fighting to lose last. I hope it was worth it.

What the hell are you even talking about? Trying to call me out for something I didn't do?

This is rich coming from the guy who had a so called "plan" to make a contender. A plan that included trading Yao away for crap. Yep, smart move. The thing is that, unlike yours, my team is built to last well past the Hawks end. I'm gonna win while the Cavs will be in the gutter.

Anyways, this thread was for the Pacers. Not some other sorry team.

I hate to take up for coltsguys here but I'd have to say trading a rookie contract in Demarr Johnson and expiring Isiah Rider for a 4 or 5 year long huge contract in Latrell Spreewell went a long way in keeping the Hawks together...just my 2 cents.

coltsguy510 wrote:

42PhD wrote:

coltsguy510 wrote: The Truth? The only truth I've seen out of Pierce is that he can't win. MVP? He's gotta do a little bit more than score. What will I have? A top tier scorer in Mike Miller, an elite guard in Gilbert Arenas, a versatile two-way player in Shane Battier, and a front court that will get shit done. That's not even mentioning the incredible depth I have. 40 wins will be luck for me? Bitch please, you'll be lucky to hit 30.

And you won't get past the Hawks since you single handedly allowed the team to remain together for absolutely no reason, plus they may not even be the best team (maybe).

So, have fun with the rest of us fighting to lose last. I hope it was worth it.

What the hell are you even talking about? Trying to call me out for something I didn't do?

This is rich coming from the guy who had a so called "plan" to make a contender. A plan that included trading Yao away for crap. Yep, smart move. The thing is that, unlike yours, my team is built to last well past the Hawks end. I'm gonna win while the Cavs will be in the gutter.

Anyways, this thread was for the Pacers. Not some sorry team from a sorry town.

It is evident to me, and others, that you simply do not understand the league.

You can pick on this move or that, and I'm sure every move I made could have been better. I am, however, having a blast and not strengthening the enemy.

Picking on me, however, does not change the biggest blunder of last season made by you, nor does it change that you fail to understand it.

Your team may be built to last, time will tell, but you built someone else better in the process, shooting yourself in the dick.

As far as a plan, I said I'd make the playoffs, and I did. You got 1 more win. So, you are 1 win better than whatever it is you are saying about the Cavs. What actually matters is only two things: Winning a title (we're both losers), having a good time (you're mad, and it's entertaining).

So, not sure where you are going with this, but I am pointing to facts about things you did. You are spouting half truths and invoking how shitty the real Cleveland is... "from" Orlando.

Climb down off the ceiling, admit your mistakes to yourself (I admit mine publicly, like a man), and try to learn to play.

42PhD wrote:

coltsguy510 wrote:

PaulyP wrote:The disrespect here is astounding!
I have the 7th most wins in league history (will pass BSH this season for 6th) and yet you wanna talk crap to Indy??
The Truth hasnt had too much to work with since i drafted him but this year he will have his best team ever around him and will win the MVP.
What will the Magic have? An extremely overpaid and shitty frontcourt of Jerome James (who?) and Rasheed Wallace (inflated numbers)
This isnt even fair. I shouldnt be picking on the less fortunate but hey you asked for it. Good luck getting to 40 wins

The Truth? The only truth I've seen out of Pierce is that he can't win. MVP? He's gotta do a little bit more than score. What will I have? A top tier scorer in Mike Miller, an elite guard in Gilbert Arenas, a versatile two-way player in Shane Battier, and a front court that will get shit done. That's not even mentioning the incredible depth I have. 40 wins will be luck for me? Bitch please, you'll be lucky to hit 30.

And you won't get past the Hawks since you single handedly allowed the team to remain together for absolutely no reason, plus they may not even be the best team (maybe).

So, have fun with the rest of us fighting to lose last. I hope it was worth it.

What the hell are you even talking about? Trying to call me out for something I didn't do?

This is rich coming from the guy who had a so called "plan" to make a contender. A plan that included trading Yao away for crap. Yep, smart move. The thing is that, unlike yours, my team is built to last well past the Hawks end. I'm gonna win while the Cavs will be in the gutter.

Anyways, this thread was for the Pacers. Not some sorry team from a sorry town.[/quote]
It is evident to me, and others, that you simply do not understand the league.

You can pick on this move or that, and I'm sure every move I made could have been better. I am, however, having a blast and not strengthening the enemy.

Picking on me, however, does not change the biggest blunder of last season made by you, nor does it change that you fail to understand it.

Your team may be built to last, time will tell, but you built someone else better in the process, shooting yourself in the dick.

As far as a plan, I said I'd make the playoffs, and I did. You got 1 more win. So, you are 1 win better than whatever it is you are saying about the Cavs. What actually matters is only two things: Winning a title (we're both losers), having a good time (you're mad, and it's entertaining).

So, not sure where you are going with this, but I am pointing to facts about things you did. You are spouting half truths and invoking how shitty the real Cleveland is... "from" Orlando.

Climb down off the ceiling, admit your mistakes to yourself (I admit mine publicly, like a man), and try to learn to play.[/quote]
What trade did I make? Cause you took back spree and gave him Demarr. Also I've been playing this game for four years now I think. I don't know the mistake you thought I made though. Sooooooo alrighty then.

Yeah, and that move kept his tax bill up while weakening him enough so that he was beatable Raptors could beat him. Taking Rider allowed him to avoid the tax.

Everyone knows he took advantage of people on deals is riding that success blindly. He can't even adjust his DC except when his bench changes.

They are a paper team, and the slower the paper burns, the longer the ceiling is above us.

Hell, I was banking on them having to break up this season or for next. Now, God only knows.

Frye, man. How long are we going to be "Same"d out of the playoffs?

42PhD wrote:Yeah, and that move kept his tax bill up while weakening him enough so that he was beatable Raptors could beat him. Taking Rider allowed him to avoid the tax.

Everyone knows he took advantage of people on deals is riding that success blindly. He can't even adjust his DC except when his bench changes.

They are a paper team, and the slower the paper burns, the longer the ceiling is above us.

Hell, I was banking on them having to break up this season or for next. Now, God only knows.

WIG, man. How long are we going to be "Same"d out of the playoffs?

They will end at some point. I'm not worried about them. I worry more about my own team. Maybe you should do the same.

How in the hell did you trade Yao Ming for <expletive deleted> Michael Redd?! Overrated Michael Redde. What has that led to? Jack shit, that's what it's led to. Also, I may have only had one more win than you, but I only tried competing for the last half of the season bro. So I guess you can say I'm content with where I'm starting this year.

Nah, if I can't have a fair shot to win it all then I'm going to do my absolute best to have a good time and torpedo teams at random. I do the same thing in Risk.

Plus, this is just not even funny. The pick was for Redd and Damon Stoudamire and a Sonics pick. Stoudamire turned into Iverson, and my pick was for "Hi, I'm Yellow with Green Potential" Amare Stoudamire, for whom Yao was traded. The Sonics pick was offered back to them in case they wanted to cash in on a bad season rather than just bouncing out of the playoffs like Cleveland. They declined. I can really only do so much.

That said, my happy ass has between 0-82 games before I tank like a <expletive deleted>, starting with getting Peeler.

Have fun being forced to be happy to work with me in the future.

42PhD wrote:Nah, if I can't have a fair shot to win it all then I'm going to do my absolute best to have a good time and torpedo teams at random. I do the same thing in Risk.

Plus, this is just not even funny. The pick was for Redd and Damon Stoudamire and a Sonics pick. Stoudamire turned into Iverson, and my pick was for "Hi, I'm Yellow with Green Potential" Amare Stoudamire, for whom Yao was traded. The Sonics pick was offered back to them in case they wanted to cash in on a bad season rather than just bouncing out of the playoffs like Cleveland. They declined. I can really only do so much.

That said, my happy ass has between 0-82 games before I tank like a <expletive deleted>, starting with getting Peeler.

Have fun being forced to be happy to work with me in the future.

Frye it. You type too smartly you bitch lol

IamQuailman wrote:ninja edit

Not sure why but this is killing me lol.

Lets be real the entire eastern conference has been the shit stain that the Hawks and Raptors left behind on their title conquests the last few years

PaulyP wrote:Lets be real the entire eastern conference has been the shit stain that the Hawks and Raptors left behind on their title conquests the last few years

Wiz have had their moments. Scrappy little <expletive deleted>.

Cavs are bad.

Peeler bad.

42PhD wrote:

PaulyP wrote:Lets be real the entire eastern conference has been the shit stain that the Hawks and Raptors left behind on their title conquests the last few years

Wiz have had their moments. Scrappy little <expletive deleted>.

Cavs are bad.

Peeler bad.

I attempted something two seasons ago too.... But yeah, it's been the Hawks and Raptors and everyone else.

Idk what the hell all y'all are talking about cause I'm taking this shit this season. You guys need to have faith and not be little ass bitches.

My team will wreck anyone who has commented in this thread. Cause they all are Baby Back Bitches with little bitch ass teams

I want coltsguy to do bad this season just so I can come back to this thread and watch him explain himself.


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Wtf is going on in here. THE REAL ENEMY IS OUT THERE. THE WEST. THEY WANT US TO BE IN FIGHTING SO THEY CAN LAUGH AT US FROM THEIR IVORY WHITE TOWERS. INSTEAD OF BEATING UP EACH OTHER, WE SHOULD TAKE THEM OUT TOGETHER

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